Derek Dean presents....

The Top 10 Signs That Your Girlfriend is from an Alternate Universe

A manifestation of Alternate Universe Week

10. She thinks she's your wife
9. She keeps asking you to grow a beard
8. She claims to have won first place in a competition she didn't even attend
7. She could've sworn the Golden Gate Bridge was azure
6. She keeps insisting we're not supposed to be at war with the Klingons
5. She keeps insisting we are supposed to be at war with the Klingons
4. When you tell her she's weird, she responds that weird is part of the job
3. She pledges allegiance to the Imperial States of America
2. She swears that the picture in her bedroom is different than it was before

1. She says she used to be a starship captain until Q gave her a chance to do it all over again

Comments? Contact the author, Derek Dean.

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