IJD GAF presents....

The Top 10 Signs Your Girlfriend is Meddling With the Timeline

An incursion of Time Travel Week

10. She has a government grant to work on something called a "phaser"  
9. All her Klingon friends somehow get appointed to the High Council  
8. Janeway has to ram your girlfriend's ship in order to reset the timeline and bring you back from the dead  
7. She keeps cursing the name "Captain Braxton" under her breath  
6. Her cat Isis brings boyfriend/pet tensions to a new level  
5. You've never really seen her face, only her silhouette  
4. Your Valentine's Day present is a dead, ticking tribble  
3. Her friends slip under doors, climb on ceilings, and blend into walls  
2. When you go shopping, her chronotron emissions set off the metal detectors  

1. All of her ex-boyfriends cease to exist  

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