Zeke presents....

The Top 10 Signs That Your Girlfriend is a P/Ter

10. She's always humming "To the Moon and Back"
9. She swears in Klingon
8. Any mention of "Persistence of Vision" makes her scream
7. She keeps telling you she doesn't mind "being seen with an ex-con" for some reason
6. She can't stand nursery rhymes
5. Whenever she gets mad at you, she blames it on "blood fever"
4. She doesn't know what you see in TV
3. She never lets you eat BLTs
2. She refers to her bedroom as "Deck 9, Section 12"

1. Your makeout sessions tend to require first aid

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