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10-01-2003, 04:09 PM
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 ost_uid0]Q: Drinks will be on the house tonight!A: You must remember not to take things literally all the time. Us Humans like to say expressions.[/color ost_uid0]
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10-01-2003, 04:39 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: What ball is in my net?... Do I have a net?A: To be or not to be, answer the question or be devowered.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't.  Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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10-01-2003, 07:22 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: I dont know if I want to be or not to be. I know I want to be, but sure dont want to be here.A: We will be playing Tron 5.0 in the Holodeck tonight[/color ost_uid0]
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10-01-2003, 07:26 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Is there anything interesting to do around here?A: I may have [i ost_uid0]looked[/iost_uid0] like a baby, but I'm still a Q![/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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10-01-2003, 07:32 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: You have got alot to learn how the Q do things, Q Jr. We don't go around playing pranks on humans.A: What a relief[/color ost_uid0]
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10-01-2003, 07:43 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: We're not going to kill you. We're just going to torture you untill you tell us something you couldn't possibly know. Oh, and you'll die from it.A: Of course not, you moron! Don't you know [i ost_uid0]anything[/iost_uid0]?[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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10-01-2003, 08:29 PM
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ost_uid0]Q:I am going to ask you one more time, or I am going to put you in the torture chamber again. Did you take the stapler off my desk?A: To be continued...[/color ost_uid0]
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10-01-2003, 09:02 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: What, do you think, is the worst line from Unimatrix zero, part 1?A: A reliable source tells me she got kidnapped.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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10-02-2003, 02:14 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Has anybody seen the Queen of England? It seems I'm overdue to be knighted.[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Stay put![quote ost_uid0="NeoMatrix"]A: We will be playing Tron 5.0 in the Holodeck tonight[/quoteost_uid0]Speaking of which, has anybody played Tron 2.0? I looked at the back of the box the other day and noticed that besides the voices of Bruce Boxleitner and Cindy Morgan, it also featured Rebecca Romjin-Stamos (aka Mystique, from the X-Men movies). I'm wondering who she's voicing.[/color ost_uid0]
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10-02-2003, 04:23 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: I was thinking about taking a shuttle down to the planet and playing a few pranks on the leadership down there. What do you think?A: Get the hell off my bridge![/color ost_uid0]
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Vulcan children are never late with their Sehlat's dinner
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10-02-2003, 05:14 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What does a troll with a headache say?A: Take the last train to Moodyvile.[/color ost_uid0]
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10-02-2003, 06:45 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: So how do I get to DS9?A: Agatha Christie would be shocked![/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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10-02-2003, 01:10 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Actually, I hate mysteries.A: It's not like I'm asking you for your first born.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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10-02-2003, 02:41 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: How could you ask such a thing? I would give my life before I gave you my DS9 dvd collection!A: Same thing we do every night pinky, Reinstall Windows[/color ost_uid0]
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Vulcan children are never late with their Sehlat's dinner
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10-02-2003, 02:49 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Oh no! Windows crashed! What must we do now?A: She already is.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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10-02-2003, 03:29 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: I just drank the last of the captain's coffee, do you think she'll come after me with a phaser?A: Maybe, if it wern't for that black hole over there.[/color ost_uid0]
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10-02-2003, 03:33 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: This is Starfleet Command to the USS Extra. Will you make it back to Earth?A: Take cover. My sources tell me that star is about to explode![/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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10-02-2003, 04:26 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Captain, incoming message from a Doomed ship. Captain: What does it say?A: You will be okay once the shockwave passes, but only if you survive the shockwave.[/color ost_uid0]
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10-02-2003, 05:35 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: How do you suggest we get through the shockwave?A: Why must you always be so criptical?[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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10-02-2003, 05:40 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: If I need you to fire two torpedos, I will clap twice. Got it?A: I clapped my hands twice. I did not Clap my hands, then scratch my ear. Learn the signs![/color ost_uid0]
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