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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: And what do extras and Mayweather do again?
A: This is a Redshirt Only area![/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: This is the sign you see in the most dangerous parts of the ship
A: Makeup! Where is my Makeup?[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why are you sreaming, NeoMatrix?
A: Go you![/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hey, I survived the Away Mission!
A: You are now doomed because you said that[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I'm immortal.
A: No, give me that pipette back RIGHT NOW.[/colorost_uid0]
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Ivanova is God. So is Kathryn Janeway, Delenn and Porthos. I am weird. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Do you mind if I borrrow your pipette?
A: Knowing the answer before the question is even asked? Wow, that is so cool! Why didn't I think of that? - Alex Trebek[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: ...And thus, it can get you a whole lot of money because you can bet on the answers the contestants give.
A: Blame Canada! Blame Canada![/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I want to know whose idea it was to make the Warp Core color Blue? I cannot work in the Engine Room with a Blue Warp Core.
A: Due to the lack of funds, there will be no answer.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: There is something wrong with this Q and A article. Where are all the answers?
A: Always remember, you are unique. Just like everybody else.[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q:Tell me honestly, do you think im special, I mean is there something about me that sets me apart or am i just there?
A: What do you mean you want me to tell you the answer![/colorost_uid0]
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Vulcan children are never late with their Sehlat's dinner |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Come on! I'm on weekend millionairs! This is the final question! And you're an expert on this field! [iost_uid0]Please[/iost_uid0] tell me the answer!
A: You're not a redshirt. You'll be fine. I finally got the time to read the rest of the thread... [quoteost_uid0]Cat, you can't run fast enough to escape me. No matter what, you can only get that far on this planet...[/quoteost_uid0] Maybe I can't run, but I can always hide. [quoteost_uid0]--Yeah, you'd BETTER run from 17-aka-Sue![/quoteost_uid0] Actually, I wasn't really sure [iost_uid0]who[/iost_uid0] I was running from. I didn't say anything about 17 or -heh- Sue. [quoteost_uid0]--I think the question of whether 17 is attracted to me is more important, as any attraction I might feel for her would not have any effect on her attempts to kill me.[/quoteost_uid0] It's the other way around. Sue :evil grin: wanting to kill you might have some effect on you being attracted to her. [quoteost_uid0]Alright, WHO spilled the beans about my Magnet of DOOM!, huh? :glares:[/quoteost_uid0] It wasn't me, really! No, don't hurt me! AAAAHH! [quoteost_uid0]Why is everyone in this forum hitting on me? :lol: [/quoteost_uid0] Not everybody. I'm not. Alright, I suppose you meant everyone male. [quoteost_uid0](I seem to remember Sa'ar being paired with either cat or 17 recently, probably in this very thread...)[/quoteost_uid0] That was in this thread?[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Catalina, I can't deliver your valentine to Sa'ar! 17's nearby--if I come out of hiding, she'll kill me!
:evil: A: I have no idea why. Let's blame it on Chakotay.[/colorost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q Why is the shuttle bay empty?
A: Hold on there, you cant take that in there![/colorost_uid0]
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Vulcan children are never late with their Sehlat's dinner |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hi! Excuse me for interupting you, I'll just put this EMP generater right about here and I'll be on my way.
A: Why me? [quoteost_uid0]Q: Catalina, I can't deliver your valentine to Sa'ar! 17's nearby--if I come out of hiding, she'll kill me![/quoteost_uid0] Now I'm NOT going to offer you a position as third in command, only because we have the same enemies. What a shame. [/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: When I am Dictator of the Universe, catalina, you shall be in charge of my Supreme Dungeon of Evil, Pain, and Extra Toppings.
A: [iost_uid0]Anything[/iost_uid0] is better than Janeway/Neelix.[/colorost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why did you tell Kathy you're in love with her?
A: I'm still hiding. And I'm not telling you I'm in Switzer... I mean Japan. Yes.[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Cat, where are you? I have a present for you
A: You must be on the side of the "Matrix in the Matrix" theory[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Like, the Matrix is this totally cool movie where like this guy is all like whoa, I'm in a Matrix or am I and it's wow.
A: Stop talking like a surfer dude.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: King gas fab magic nervous
A: Vegemite[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you get if you combine dynamite with a vegetable?
A: Captain, the mess Hall just crashed into a planet![/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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