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Old 04-05-2005, 12:39 AM
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It isn't - your ill in a maximum security five-star restaurant.

I wish I could mod things........
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Old 04-05-2005, 12:57 AM
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You can mod things, but everyone else can, and there are mod wars, and the site ends up in a mess of wierd posts proclaiming which mod is best, and Zuke wins.


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Old 04-05-2005, 11:34 AM
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You go back in time and prevent your past self killing said fish, but this sets up a temporal paradox and you end up destroying the very fabric of reality. And all over a fish. Boy, I bet you feel silly now, eh?

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You do, but it decides that masters are irrelevant.

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Old 04-06-2005, 01:09 AM
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You get one, but Doctor Who, wanting it back, kills you for it

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Old 04-06-2005, 01:12 AM
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You have one nobody would eat beacuse it's MOLDY!


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Old 04-06-2005, 01:16 AM
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You can, but then your computer explodes because of the high speed it wasn't built for

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Old 04-06-2005, 01:19 AM
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Sorry, you just used it right there.


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you can, but when you do, you get kidnapped by your computer and corrupted by a stray virus

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Old 04-06-2005, 01:22 AM
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Okaaaaaay... but you can't do anything, as you have no brain now.


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it does, but it's so buggy, it explodes

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Here you go!

pi =
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375 10582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706
79821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081 28481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381
96442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190 91456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412
73724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364 36789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160
94330572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185 48074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011949
12983367336244065664308602139494639522473719070217 98609437027705392171762931767523846748184676694051
32000568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178 72146844090122495343014654958537105079227968925892
35420199561121290219608640344181598136297747713099 60518707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318
59502445945534690830264252230825334468503526193118 81710100031378387528865875332083814206171776691473
03598253490428755468731159562863882353787593751957 78185778053217122680661300192787661119590921642019
89380952572010654858632788659361533818279682303019 52035301852968995773622599413891249721775283479131
51557485724245415069595082953311686172785588907509 83817546374649393192550604009277016711390098488240
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82686838689427741559918559252459539594310499725246 80845987273644695848653836736222626099124608051243
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58900971490967598526136554978189312978482168299894 87226588048575640142704775551323796414515237462343
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44037420073105785390621983874478084784896833214457 13868751943506430218453191048481005370614680674919
27819119793995206141966342875444064374512371819217 99983910159195618146751426912397489409071864942319
61567945208095146550225231603881930142093762137855 95663893778708303906979207734672218256259966150142
15030680384477345492026054146659252014974428507325 18666002132434088190710486331734649651453905796268
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Oh, you did say pi day, right?


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you do, but your other skills drop to preschool level, uncluding speach
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you do, but your other skills drop to preschool level, uncluding speach

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You are. In a jar of FORMALDEHYDE! Y'see, the jar is part of a new Damien Hirst exhibition

I wish I actually had a clue about who most modern actors/actresses/superstars were/are..................
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You do, but you die from too much horrible info.

I wish I was a foxth lord of destruction and chaos! :twisted:
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Old 04-07-2005, 12:34 AM
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You do, but he kills you and takes on the mantle of Ever-So-Slightly-Neurotic-Lord Of The Foxth.

I wish I knew when to jettison a joke......
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You do, but everyone is asleep

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You are and somehow you manage to get impregnated.

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It does. The rest of your body, however, throbs constantly
I wish I wasn't having trouble typing right now........
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