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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Look, mommy Lexus! Look! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly!
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] You're a moron.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: YAY! I killed me some Minbari!
A: Why do you always disturb me on important moments?[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Stop sitting there drinking coffee, the Borg, Big Bad AND Cigarette Smoking Man are attacking!
A: Ask an answer, get a question.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] To quote Delenn, "Explain the plot of this to me again..."
[Just re-watched the episode again yesterday... go me!] [bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Popcorn and Daffy Duck.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What IS that smell?
A: Hobbit-wobbits are sooo cutey-wootey![/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Legolas, if you say anything more retarded than the usual, I swear I will personally impale you upon the sharp end of Anduril!
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Come here, handsome![/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q:
What did you say, dear? A: Whoops, wrong window[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hello, I'm Troy McClure, you may remember me from such windows as...
A: Just in time, too![/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] I'm here for John Sheridan's funeral... is the bugger dead yet?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Does it look like I know?[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What horrible inhuman scum introduced John Sheridan into this forum?
A: I cant see why you cant see why.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What do you mean you can't see why? See why WHAT?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] My taskbar keeps popping out and saying hello; I can't stop it! [quoteost_uid0="Opium"]Q: What horrible inhuman scum introduced John Sheridan into this forum?[/quoteost_uid0] Horrible, maybe. Inhuman, definitely (I'm an alien lifeform, remember...). Scum? [bost_uid0]*TWHAP*[/bost_uid0][/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What horribly mundane trivial task have you insisted on my using my tragically overpowered android brain to accomplish this time? By the way, did I mention that I hate life?
A: Are you kidding me? Not only is it true, it's a law of the universe![/colorost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Is it true that you are attracted to 17, even though she wants to kill you?
:Runs [iost_uid0]very[/iost_uid0] far away: A: It depends. Is he cute?[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Would you go out with that Sa'ar dork?
A: A jackhammer at 7AM. [quoteost_uid0]s it true that you are attracted to 17, even though she wants to kill you? :Runs very far away:[/quoteost_uid0] You better run :P[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's worse than a JackHammer at 8am?
A: Somehow we all ended up the same motel in the middle of a desert.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How come all the characters from the Group Adaptive Story met eachother again, six years after the story?
A: The Minbari are working together with the Suliban.[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: T'Pol, can you give me some bad news that will want me to try to convince you of the possibilities of Time Travel?
A: Hey, didn't I just see you 5 hours from now?[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hello, I believe we've never met before. I'm --
A: If I ever come across myself I'll hit myself so hard in the face I won't know what's hit me.[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So, if you happen to see yourself make a fool out of yourself when you go back to the past, what are you going to do?
A: That is not possible using your current speed[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I'm going to Alfa Centauri using this car.
A: How do [iost_uid0]you[/iost_uid0] suggest I do it, then?[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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