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Old 09-18-2003, 03:09 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's every girl's dream guy?

A: Ego-stroking[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-18-2003, 03:26 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What is the most important component in getting a man to fly to the moon?




[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Tron.


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Old 09-18-2003, 03:40 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Elec?

A: Half a can of gas, some rubber bouncy balls and a flamingo.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-18-2003, 04:02 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] I see you've gotten the stuff for your dinner date tonight prepared?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] It's on Level Two.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-18-2003, 04:11 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Where in this mall would I find Level Two Games and Hobbies?

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Old 09-18-2003, 04:18 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Sa'ar, I bet you can't pronounce 4 consonants in a row!



[bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] A packet of Twisties.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-18-2003, 04:42 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you get when you drop a packet of Straighties into a tornado?

A: Hello Marylou, goodbye heart.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-18-2003, 04:53 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] This is Marylou. She used to work at McDonald's as a cook. She'll be your new chef.


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] An extremely large pair of speakers.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-18-2003, 04:57 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: John Sheridan, what would be the one item you would take with you if you were trapped in the one-by-one story?


A: You can nance, you can nance, everybody look at your pants!


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Old 09-18-2003, 05:13 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Legolas! Jack Sparrow! Will you stop that cacophony this very moment?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Dancing bears, painted wings....[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-18-2003, 05:16 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: 17, did you take the brown acid?

A: You'll note that I don't call you "Taya" any more.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-18-2003, 05:31 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] How do I know that you take instructions well, Sa'ar?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] My laptop.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What are you using to penetrate the computers on that alien ship?

A: Those aliens stole everything, including my Water Polo tapes. They are going to die.[/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Captain Archer, you're running around the bridge half-naked, screaming incoherently. Is everything alright?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] An orange torch.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-18-2003, 06:09 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What is one thing you don't EVER want to give Gimli, son of Gloin?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] A MAc G4.[/colorost_uid0]
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A: Our pointy hats are missing![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Archchancellor, what is this emergency meeting about?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] The USS Voyager.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-18-2003, 10:03 AM
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A: In drawing, a form which has three coffee cups and a pine cone in symetrical order.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-18-2003, 10:15 AM
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A: Classical Gas[/colorost_uid0]
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