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Old 03-07-2005, 04:15 AM
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There is a 5MV convention, but Zeke decides to hold it "soon".


I wish my car door wasn't broken.
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Old 03-07-2005, 05:16 AM
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It will be fixed soon, but your mechanic is Zeke.

I wish for absolutely nothing
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Old 03-07-2005, 06:04 AM
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You get nothing. Ever again. You end up not being able to get anything at all, except week-old Tim Horten's Nanaimo bars.


I wish my parents would get a better second car...possibly one that didn't stall.
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Old 03-07-2005, 08:16 AM
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You have Photoshop, but it is so good you spend all your time on it, and eventually never leave your home and end up like Howard Hughes only without the money.
That pretty much describes how I am now :wink:

You get a better car, but you crash it pulling out of the driveway and totally right it off.

I wish weekends were 5 days.
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Old 03-07-2005, 08:21 AM
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Weekends are 5 days, but weeks are now 365 days long.


I wish I could rent videos and DVD's for free.
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Old 03-07-2005, 11:43 AM
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Done, but the only entertainment devices you have are a VCD player and a Betamax VCR.

I wish I owned a Nintendo DS.
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Old 03-07-2005, 12:20 PM
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You own a Nintendo DS, but only have Original Nintendo games.



I wish I had a CD player in my car.
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Old 03-07-2005, 01:41 PM
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You have a CD player in your car, but you accidentally traded it for the wheels.....

I wish I didn't have to wish......
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Old 03-08-2005, 02:02 AM
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You don't have to! But then you don't ever get anything!


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Old 03-08-2005, 02:36 AM
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Now you can't access the internet at all, because there is spyware everywhere.

I wish my computer didn't crash, explode, die horribly, get a virus, stop letting me play games, slow down, uber overclock, break down, ect, ect, not even get the slightest software glitch despite staying up to date and being used constantly for gaming. THe latest games that is.


The perfect wish, at long last.
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Old 03-08-2005, 02:45 AM
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You have the perfect computer, but trip over a cord, and pour pop all over it, thereby shorting it out and ruining it.



I wish my cell phone was a camera cell phone.
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Old 03-08-2005, 02:47 AM
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It is, but you get arrested for having a camera in a restricted zone of area 51.

I wish I could get on the premisises of area 51.
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Old 03-08-2005, 03:00 AM
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You get into Area 51, but Quark is still there.



I wish everyone got my DS9 references.
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Old 03-08-2005, 10:50 AM
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Everyone does, but they try to ignore you in the hope that you'll stop.

I wish I wasn't so tactless......
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Old 03-08-2005, 09:01 PM
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You're turned into a lawyer.

I wish I could get my head cleared of lawyers.
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Old 03-08-2005, 09:18 PM
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you get your head clear of lawyers but as a result are forever indebted to ME!

I wish I wasn't so obsessed with turning richardson :roll:
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Old 03-08-2005, 09:34 PM
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You become obsessed with joining my side now. Join the foxies, Valium. it is your DESTINY!

I wish I could convert chancelor valium to my side of the force, the fox side.
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Old 03-09-2005, 03:38 AM
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You do, but then everyone votes for him to be the leader

I wish I knew what women were thinking
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Old 03-09-2005, 10:24 AM
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You know what women are thinking.


I wish I knew why some people take silly jesting and turn into really rude insults.
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You find out, but then decide that it sounds fun, and start doing it yourself!

I wish richardson would give up the fox side: richardson, join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as CEOs
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