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08-19-2003, 12:06 AM
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 ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Captain, I do not understand your need to teach me these... 'nursery rhymes'. What is the cultural significance of such compositions?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] You do the hokey pokey and you give a little shout...[/colorost_uid0]
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08-19-2003, 01:51 AM
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08-19-2003, 12:08 PM
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08-19-2003, 12:25 PM
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Way in the future on the Starship Enterprise, everybody was sleeping because of Jigglypuff.
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08-20-2003, 12:12 AM
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08-20-2003, 05:43 AM
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Way in the future on the Starship Enterprise, everybody was sleeping because of Jigglypuff.
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#1048
08-20-2003, 08:57 AM
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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08-20-2003, 12:10 PM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Gee, I've kinda noticed that Captain Sheridan has put on fifty pounds in the past two months and now resembles a plodding ball of lard. Why, I wonder?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Bad human! No biscuit![/colorost_uid0]
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08-20-2003, 12:41 PM
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#1051
08-20-2003, 07:04 PM
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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08-20-2003, 08:21 PM
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#1053
08-20-2003, 10:35 PM
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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08-20-2003, 10:40 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: I should tell Charles that I saw a clock named after him.A: We demand that we may or may not be Vroomfondel.[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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08-20-2003, 11:32 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: What are your demands so that you wont kill me off in some explosion, alien body takeover, or Chakotay shuttle chash?A: So I go left, then right, then down, then I turn around and go to warp. Cant I just point the ship and go straight?[/color ost_uid0]
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#1056
08-21-2003, 12:08 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: So the aliens told you how to get back to Earth? Follow the instructions to the letter!A: Get off the pink motorbike![/color ost_uid0]
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Way in the future on the Starship Enterprise, everybody was sleeping because of Jigglypuff.
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#1057
08-21-2003, 01:08 AM
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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08-21-2003, 01:49 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Abso-frelling-lutely, dammit![/colorost_uid0]
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08-21-2003, 01:50 AM
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ost_uid0](Great minds think alike)Q: Captain, Are we ok? Are we? What about now? (Ill keep the question, lol) A: Its on the other side of the planet with the rest of the moons[/color ost_uid0]
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#1060
08-21-2003, 01:56 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Hey, where did my dream-moon go to? It was just on the viewscreen a moment ago![b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] I but, you but, he or she buts....(But, come to think of it... the incessant strings of 'are we there yet' sort of fit my answer as well, except that a few well-placed "THWAP!"ing sounds are missing...)[/color ost_uid0]
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