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Old 08-08-2003, 12:09 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Heh, I read an article this morning that said active volcanoes are one of the spots favored by tribbles for putting people that want to kill them...

A. They're watching that cheesy old horror flick, [iost_uid0]Night of the Chainsaw-Wielding Zombie Glommers[/iost_uid0].[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-08-2003, 12:15 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What smells like Limburger cheese in there?

A: Dutch, Deutsch, same thing.

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Old 08-08-2003, 12:22 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Sa'ar, stop chattering in German. I asked if you wanted to go [iost_uid0][bost_uid0]Dutch[/bost_uid0][/iost_uid0] on the bill.

A. It's the final episode--the tribble is up against the sloth for the million dollars.


[quoteost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"]You can't catch me without your partner in crime, Neo.  While she's on vacation, you'll have nobody to rack up your post count with in these threads  (at least, that's what I'm hoping).[/quoteost_uid0]

But then who are [iost_uid0]you[/iost_uid0] going to rack up your count with? And I think you've got more posts than anyone in the Word Assn. thread.

(Edit) Yep, 30 more than Neo and 66 more than catalina as of a minute or so ago.[/colorost_uid0]

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Old 08-08-2003, 12:34 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What are you watching?

A: Are you trying to mock my country? Well ARE YOU?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-08-2003, 12:43 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I'm from Canada, it's a great country to live in. Where do you live?



A: I'm a doctor, not a tribble vet![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I only smacked this cute tribble to the wall twice, so what's wrong with it?

A: Excuse me while I feint.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-08-2003, 12:56 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Bones, I have this fuzzy lump on my neck...

A: School's out for the summer.

[quoteost_uid0]But then who are you going to rack up your count with? [/quoteost_uid0]

Everyone. I diversify my count-racking.


Failing that, I'll talk to myself.

[quoteost_uid0]Yep, 30 more than Neo and 66 more than catalina as of a minute or so ago.
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You counted?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-08-2003, 01:10 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Don't you pay attention at school?

A: Do you actually [iost_uid0]know[/iost_uid0] the history of my country? That we fought five whole days against the Germans?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-08-2003, 02:33 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: And so then in 1942 the Dutch invaded the Grand Duchy of Ubonga...

A: Right. Wait...polka-dotted?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-08-2003, 03:03 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Hey Sa'ar, I heard you agreed to wear a polka-dotted cow's costume with wobbly eyeballs and a sign reading "I Lyke Milch" to Katy Jane's Halloween party...

A. Because tribbles like onions too.



[quoteost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][quoteost_uid0]But then who are you going to rack up your count with? [/quoteost_uid0]

Everyone. Â I diversify my count-racking.[/quoteost_uid0]

Are you accusing catalina and NeoMatrix of count-racking racketeering? :suspicious:

[quoteost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Yep, 30 more than Neo and 66 more than catalina as of a minute or so ago.
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You counted?[/quoteost_uid0]

Heehee. I was wondering who would be the one to express surprise at that. (I had guessed it would be NeoMatrix, for the record...)[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Please tell me why onions are not a good idea to kill the tribbles?

A: Hey, its time for a vacation

(Actually, me and Cat are taking our vacations next week. I will be leaving tomorrow, Cat will leave Saturday. However, I will be back a week sooner than Cat)[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-08-2003, 04:19 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I need this massive report completed by tonight, plus the sales figures from the past six months, and I also need you to make the coffee, bring me a muffin and water all the plants.

A: You don't win friends with salad, you don't win friends with salad...[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-08-2003, 07:12 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I think I can win friends with salad. What do you think?



A: Head butt him, it's worth it![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What should I do with the Klingon who wants to destroy all these cute tribbles?

A: Forget about him, he doesn't even like tribbles.

[quoteost_uid0]A: Right. Wait...polka-dotted?[/quoteost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What did you do with that poor fuzzy thing that's laying unmovingly on the floor?

A: Why do [iost_uid0]I[/iost_uid0] always have to clean up all the dead tribbles?

And with that, I pass NeoMatrix in postcount. YAY! And the fun thing is, I get to do it again. [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hey, sis, could you please clean up that fuzzy thingie our dog just barfed up?

A: They're all in on the conspiracy: the cables, the monitors, even the hard drives!

edit:typo be gone![/colorost_uid0]

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A: Well yes but where did all the tribbles suddenly go?[/colorost_uid0]
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