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Movie: Short Circuit
Producer: Um... er... Staring: Um... er... Review: It's so good, I'm going to quote it over and over again! Salmon: Fish: SUSHI!
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01-21-2006, 04:52 PM
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Name: Doctor Strangelove
Producer: Stanley Kubrick Review: Learn to stop worrying and love the bomb. And sleep with eyes wide shut.
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01-21-2006, 05:26 PM
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Necromancy! Buga buga buga!
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01-21-2006, 05:43 PM
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01-21-2006, 05:47 PM
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WhY?
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01-21-2006, 10:10 PM
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Battlefield Earth: OH GOD, THERE'S GLASS IN MY EYES,BUT AT LEAST IT'S BETTER THAN WATCHING BATTLEFIELD EARTH!
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01-22-2006, 04:53 AM
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Movie: The Shawshank Redemption
Creator: Stephen King Director: NOT Stephen King Staring: Tim Robbins, Morgan Freeman Review: Best movie ever! BEST MOVIE damn you!
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01-22-2006, 02:31 PM
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Game: Star Wars: Knights Of The Old Republic II: The Sith Lords
Produced by: Obsidian Entertainment, Inc. Published by: LucasArts..who else? Review: This review has had to be cut due to time constraints.
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05-08-2006, 02:20 AM
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Ahem...
NECROPOST! Anyways Game: Kingdom Hearts Developers and other companys: Square Enix, Disney Games, Sony Platform: Ps2 Review: Awesome! Awesome! AWESOME! Final Fantasy... meets Disney! I mean come ON! You get to battle alongside Cloud against Sephiroth! - Game: Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories Developers, etc.: Square Enix, Disney Games, Nintendo Platform: Gameboy Advance Review: Not as much fun as the original game - Game: Kingdom Hearts II Developers, etc.: Square Enix, Buena Vista Games (originally Disney games), Sony Platform: Ps2 Review: The game every Nobody has been waiting for! *quickly goes into hiding from the pun-police* Seriously though, this game is, in many ways, better than the first. Why? Because... OMG!YOUCANUSETWOKEYBLADES! That, and because Organazation XIII's base is wicked cool!
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05-08-2006, 03:11 AM
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It baffles me that this game isn't terrible. The entire concept - Disney characters meet Final Fantasy - sounds like something that should have died a merciful death in the brainstorming session, and yet it appears to be reasonably popular and distinctly unsucktacular.
Also, what's a wokeyblade?
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05-08-2006, 03:44 AM
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no, no, it says OMG! You can use Two Keyblades
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05-08-2006, 03:19 PM
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Movie: Final Fantasy : Advent Children
Director: [Japanese name] Staring: [japanese names] Review: Heh, big swords, lots of materia, much fighting and Tifa in a wet t-shirt. What more could a guy want?
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05-09-2006, 01:32 AM
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Of well, off to re-play FF7, FF8 and FFX!
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05-19-2006, 01:55 AM
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Movie: Clue
Staring: Tim Curry, Madeline Kahn, Christopher Lloyd Review: Comedy based on the board game. Simply the best movie ever. And coming from a Sci-fi mad-man, thats saying something. And I watch it almost once aday. Thats saying something too. But I think that says more about me than the movie....... Anyway everyone should see this.
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05-20-2006, 08:08 PM
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YES!!! I LOVE CLUE.
"Yes, I did it...I killed Yvette. I hated her SO MUCH. It...it...flames. FLAMES! On the sides of my face. Breathing breathless HEAVING breathes...." Apparently that was completely inproved by Khan on the spot.
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05-20-2006, 09:44 PM
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Good LORD!!!
I LOVE that bit too!! I was gonna put it in the review, but didn't think anyone would get it!! I heard about the inprov too. Amazing talent! Other favs.... Mustard: Is this place for you? Wadsworth: Oh, indeed no, sir. I am meerly a humble butler. Mustard: What exactly do you do? Wadsworth: I... butle, sir. And the total, all time great: "Da da da da da DA! I, Am, Your singing telegram....*BANG*(as she's shot)"
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05-20-2006, 09:51 PM
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Movie = Drop Dead Gorgeous
Starring = Kirstie Alley, Kirsten Dunst, Allison Janney(!), and other people whose names I should know but don't. Review = LOL. A mockumentary with deadly swans from Mexico, beer, beer, and more beer, all revolving around a beauty pageant in the middle of nowhere Minnesota. Impossible to count the number of things it makes fun of.
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05-28-2006, 08:59 AM
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Movie: Batman Beings
Starring: Christian Bale, Katie Holmes, Liam Neeson, Michael Caine, Gary Oldman and Morgan Freeman Review: Love it. ~~Lostoyannaya
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05-28-2006, 11:44 AM
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You liked it? I suppose though you aren't exactly alone in that, but still.
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05-28-2006, 08:00 PM
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Movie: The Day After Tomorrow (if someone did this already, sorry!)
Starring: Dennis Quaid, Jake Gyllenhall (sp?), Emmy Rossum...etc Producer: Roland Emmerich Review: Science so bad its laughable. I particularly like the wolves that just kind of appear out of nowhere (yes, I know they're from the zoo, but come on!), and the foreshadowing that was so thick I almost gagged.
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