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I haven't a clue. But "twenty-centimetre nails" doesn't have quite the same ring to it.
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More like 25 cm nails, Pointy.
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Oh it's that long? Well in that case, it'll do.
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An inch is 2.5 centimeters cat. Imperial measurements just wont go away... :wink:
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Have I mentioned that I suck at converting imperial to metric?
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Ahem... Cat: So, PHJ, how would you feel about one nice TrekBBS meet-up? PHJ: I suppose it`s a good idea. What kind of meet-up exactly? Cat: Well, we go to a meet-up, except we don`t, and end up together for the rest of the weekend. PHJ: And what else would you want, huh? Cat: Well I don`t know, maybe some dancing! PHJ: And I suppose you`ll expect me to kiss you afterwards! Cat: Well maybe I will! PHJ: Well then, uppity Hollander, who needs meet-up? Why don`t I just kiss you right now and get it over with? Cat: Well, evil English bastard, why don`t you? *SMOOCH* Cat: You`re right! Who needs meet-up? *SMOOCH* EDIT - Bwahahahaha! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Er... No comment. :roll:
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*reads through the posts* Why, it seems as if I have been missed in my absence!
PHJ is absolutely right, you guys are all amateurs. Here, have a look: see these giant mutant flesh-eating spiders? They're trained to attack anything which has this collar at the moment I give them this telepathic signal by pressing this button here... so, I'm going to put this collar on PHJ... and now, everybody, stand back... I'm pressing the button.... BWAAHAHAHAHAHAA! See? That's how you do it. Sheesh! |
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to scream in agony for a while. Oh, and Nic, I think you're like Homer Simpson - whatever I say, you'll hear it as what you want to hear it as. For instance, if I say I'm completely in love with catalina_marina you'll doubtless see it as something completely different than what I actually said. :roll:
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Why? It's not like I said I was completely in love with you or anything. In fact I said the exact opposite - that I'm completely in love with you.
Sheesh, some people are strange.
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Well yes but you *know* Nic is going to take it like that. :roll:
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Why deny it? :wink: It's far FAR too late now...:mrgreen:
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^Yes, I know the Jedi loves me. Doesn't everybody?
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Official reply, "no comment" :wink:
Yeah, we do :mrgreen:
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I feel so loved right now.
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*group hug*
Move over...can't quite get my bat'leth in between the mace, space station and other assorted weaponry. :wink:
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*Is being crushed by Alexia*
Er... Could you... Hug just a bit less tight, please? :roll:
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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Is that supposed to be a haiku?
Everyone loves evil catalina 'cause the evil that she does is ever so clever Oh damn, that's 6-7-6. :roll:
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