Fun with Google II - Attack of the Fish

[Standback]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]No, we have [iost_uid0]five[/iost_uid0] minute voyagers.

Q. What do you get when you cross [iost_uid0]One Small Ship[/iost_uid0] with [iost_uid0]All Good Things[/iost_uid0]?[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]It took me entirely too long to get that pun.[/colorost_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="NAHTMMM"]After:
[quoteost_uid0][iost_uid0]Starlog De Capitaine: The voyage has a brilliant plan to increase our effectiveness of chain. It will employ....[/iost_uid0]
Archer: Uh, archer to be started. What do you have says your new system is called T-you?
Tucker: Coaxial corridors of subspace of transwarp of wake of quantum.
[iost_uid0]It will make the boat faster.[/iost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
or
[quoteost_uid0][iost_uid0]Star log of the captain: The journey has a shining plan, in order to increase our chain effectiveness. It will use itself....[/iost_uid0]
Elbow contactor: Uh to release itself elbow contactor. What do you have said your new system are called t-vous?
Tucker: Coaxial courses sous espace of transwarp the quantity wake.
[iost_uid0]It will make the ship faster.[/iost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
It translates Trip as The Voyage and The Journey...



It will make the boat faster... the elbow contactor... archer to be started...

Bwahahaahahahahaha!

Ahem:

Before
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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

After (to Spanish)
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Viaje dificultoso De la Estrella: Â Espacio Profundo Nueve

:lol:[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]I can't read Spanish. What does that mean?[/colorost_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]I don`t know. It certainly doesn`t mean what it`s supposed to mean, [/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]According to Babelfish, it means "Difficult trip Of the Star: Deep Space Nine"[/colorost_uid0]

[Artanis]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Why does "Reed" turn into "Cane" when you translate from spanish and back again?[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Because it's Babelfish.[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="catalina_marina"]According to Babelfish, it means "Difficult trip Of the Star: Deep Space Nine"[/quoteost_uid0]
That's about right, assuming "profound" is being used in the sense of "deep".


[quoteost_uid0]Why does "Reed" turn into "Cane" when you translate from spanish and back again?[/quoteost_uid0]
[quoteost_uid0]Because it's Babelfish.[/quoteost_uid0]
That about says it all. [/colorost_uid0]

[Scooter]

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The Top 10 New Year's Resolutions of the Deep Space Nine Cast

10. Jake: Get more screen time
9. O'Brien: Look into genetically enhancing his dart-throwing arm
8. Worf: Make it a full year without losing his family honour
7. Bashir: Look into further genetically enhancing his dart-throwing arm
6. Ezri: Do more backflips. No wait, try to get in touch with my son. No wait, kill someone. No wait....
5. Odo: Get into shape
4. Sisko: Find some new way to needlessly brutalize O'Brien
3. Quark: Steal Christmas this year
2. Kira: Find a boyfriend who doesn't die, isn't boring, and won't fall apart whenever he gets sick

And the number one New Year's resolution of a DS9 crew member....

1. Morn: Not to talk so much Â
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... routed through Chinese becomes ...



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Outer space nine is among the best 10 news year resolutions to cast

10. Jake: Obtains more screens time
9. O'Brien: In the investigation gene enhances which his arrow throws arm
8. Worf: Does its for 11 entire years not to lose his family honor
7. Bashir: Looked into further in the gene enhances which his arrow throws arm
6. Ezri: Makes more backflips. Had not waited for, attempt and my son relation. Had not waited for that, kills some person. Waiting....
5. Odo: Enters shape
4. Sisko: Discovers some new way unnecessarily cruel O'Brien
3. quark: This year steals Christmas day
2. Kira: The discovery does not die, is not tasteless, with a boyfriend which cannot disperse whenever he gets sick

and a DS9 member's number new year resolution....

1. morning: Extremely does not converse
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The discovery does not die! And the Chinese sure are a lot tougher on Worf...[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]I'm surprised no-one has done this before!

A random paragraph of our one-by-one story....

[quoteost_uid0]"Mmm, posioned blackberries," said George Bush, mangling the words because his mouth was attached to his left foot. His brain, though cannot synthesize anything resembling intelligence. This is because he's George Bush, which explains everything, including El Nino, crop circles, and John Sheridan's hairpiece that Kirk was lusting after. He auctioned off his toupee so he could pay Sheridan to give some tribbles a good clean shave.
"Shave and a man will lose one woman for a dozen,"said the wise guru of DOOM!, Tuvok.
"What the frell happened to logic?" asked Garibaldi sadly.
"Who is Garibaldi? He...was...my...dramateacherinhighschool. I...couldn't...act...like Chakotay,...only...like...Kirk...on...a...good...h air...day". What people don't understand is that Garibaldi use to be the very first of the last males ever to see a naked ant. Some people were shocked to hear anybody cared about naked ants.
"Naked Aunts?" John asked disbelievingly.
"Yes," said an ant, a naked ant carrying a passport from some sovereign Ant from the Planet called Antia Hill Prime. Anyways, Â the ant told a joke about it's aunt. It caused a riot because nobody thought a small joker could be funny since ants have a history of eating joke-tellers alive.
"Who cares about joke tellers?" asked Jackie Morden.
"I do care about joke tellers," said Jackie Mason. Everyone laughed. Afterwards, everyone wept. Jackie was confused. [/quoteost_uid0]

...put through the Babelwringer in German and back to English becomes...

[quoteost_uid0], George Bush said and zerfleischte "Mmm, posioned to brombeeren," the words, because its opening was attached to its left foot. Its brain, cannot not synthesize anything, which resembles intelligence. This is, because it is George Bush, which explains everything, including EL Nino, grain circles and [iost_uid0]John Sheridans hairpiece, which desired Kirk afterwards.[/iost_uid0] It auctioned away of its toupee, therefore could pay it Sheridan, in order to give somewhat tribbles, [iost_uid0]which clean a good shave.[/iost_uid0]
"shave and a man lose a woman for dozen,", said the intelligent [iost_uid0]Guru of the FATE![/iost_uid0], Tuvok.
"which happened that frell logic?" prayed Garibaldi sadly.
"who is Garibaldi? It... was... mine... dramateacherinhighschool. I... could not... Act... like Chakotay... only... how... Kirk... on... one... good... Hair... Day ". Which people do not understand, is that Garibaldi use to be the last men all all this at all, to see to a bright ant. Some people were frightened, in order to hear everyone, which was interested in bright ants.
"blank aunts?" John disbelievingly in demand.
",", said a ant, a bright ant, the one passport of for instance sovereigns carries ant of the planet, which was called Antia Hill highest perfection. Anyway the ant explained a joke over it is aunt. It caused a rebellion, because nobody thought that [iost_uid0]small fun bird could be merry[/iost_uid0], since ants have a [iost_uid0]history of the meal of the alive joke storytellers. [/iost_uid0]
"who is interested in joke storytellers?" prayed Jackie murders.
"I am interested in joke storytellers," said Jackie bricklayer. Everyone laughed. Afterwards everyone cried. Jackie was konfus.[/quoteost_uid0]

And you thought the original made no sense? The mangling abilities of Babelfish continue to amaze me daily. Beware my [bost_uid0]Baguette of the FATE![/bost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Ok, this one is only translated once to English, but the problem is, it was half English to begin with. [/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Google: For the sort of Engrish up with which you would not put.[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]From the recent "Earthshock" fiver:

[quoteost_uid0]Nyssa: Look! Dinosaur bones.
Doctor: Yep, they sure bought it big time.
Tegan: Hey, you're a Time Lord, you must know what happened.
Doctor: Actually, it's the other Doctors that pretend to know everything. I'm the neurotic one.
Nyssa: C'mon.
Doctor: Look, I gave you an encyclopedia for Christmas, so use it![/quoteost_uid0]
becomes, after being translated to Italian, then to French, and back to English,
[quoteost_uid0]Nyssa: Glance! Os of the dinosaur.
Medical: Yep, sure bought large time.
Tegan: Hey, you're a signore of time, you must know this qu'il arrived.
Medical: Really, it's the other doctors who pretend to know all. I'm that neurotic.
Nyssa: C'mon.
Medical: You observe, gave you un'enciclopedia for native, usilo![/quoteost_uid0]


[quoteost_uid0]Nyssa: See? There is a bomb behind the hatchway. And it's ticking.
Doctor: You are so going to get left behind on a leper colony someday.[/quoteost_uid0]
after taking the English --> Greek --> French --> English route becomes
[quoteost_uid0]Nyssa: Do you see? Exist a bomb behind hatchway. And it's notes.
Doctor: You should thus take on the left behind with a leprous colony someday.[/quoteost_uid0]


and finally,
[quoteost_uid0](The freighter and its doomed passenger smash into prehistoric Earth at Ludicrous Speed)[/quoteost_uid0]
becomes (after taking an English --> Dutch --> French --> English route)
[quoteost_uid0](the cargo liner and is the payment condemned in voorhistorische the ground to Ludicrous speed[/quoteost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0](the cargo liner and is the payment condemned in voorhistorische the ground to Ludicrous speed[/quoteost_uid0]
Never confuse the Earth with dirt. :lol:[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Old T'Pol: Welcome. I think you'll find I haven't changed much from the person you know.
T'Pol: There is a "Beef: It's What's For Dinner" sign on your wall.
Old T'Pol: I've changed a little. In particular, I want to talk to you about Trip.
T'Pol: Oh, here it comes. The Trip trip.
Old T'Pol: Have you read any of the 940 Voyager fanfics in which Admiral Janeway urges Captain Janeway to admit her love for Chakotay before it's too late?
T'Pol: Only the ones Mr. Mayweather has written.
Old T'Pol: Then you know how this conversation goes. I won't bore you with the details.
T'Pol: How did you know I was bored?
Old T'Pol: I would have been bored too when I was your age.

And to French and back again:

Old man You Pol.: Welcome. I think that you will find me do not have chang?beaucoup of the person whom you know.
You Pol.: There is a "ox: It is what is sign for d?er "on your wall.
Old man You Pol.: I have chang? In particular, I want to speak to you about the voyage.
You Pol.: Ah, here it comes. The voyage of voyage.
Old man You Pol.: Did you read any of the fanfics 940 Voyager in which admiral Janeway invites captain Janeway?admettre his love for Chakotay before it is too late?
You Pol.: Only those Mr. Mayweather has?rit.
Old man You Pol.: Then you know this conversation will dispara?. I will not annoy you with the d?ails.
You Pol.: How did you know me?iez you?? tedious?
Old man You Pol.: I would be ennuy?trop when I?ais your?e.


(is it just me, or the translations on google getting wierder? )


Babelfish says:

Tucker: So. You an' me.
T'Pol: All it proves is that our future selves are insane.
Tucker: That's not true. I really care about you.
T'Pol: We simply had sexual relations. Your immaturity is appalling.
Tucker: ...Wait, I'm immature for wanting an emotional relationship, not just a physical one?
T'Pol: Precisely. A mature man would have left in the middle of the night and never returned my calls.


English to German and back again:

Tucker: So. It an' I.
T'Pol: Everything, which examines it, is that our future are even spirit ill.
Tucker: That's not applicable. I really interest me in they
T'Pol: We had simply sexual relations. Their Unreife frightens.
Tucker: ... Waiting period, I'm unreif for the desire of an emotional relationship, not a straight physical?
T'Pol: Exactly. A due man would have left my calls in the middle at the night and never returned.[/colorost_uid0]