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Old 02-07-2006, 12:55 AM
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Q: You do, but now you're in the novel.


A: I wish I had a 106-inch plasma screen HDTV.
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Old 02-07-2006, 05:36 PM
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You do. Unfortunately, you have to trade in other...ahem. 'Assets'.

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Old 02-08-2006, 07:50 AM
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You get the command. The bad news is that the ship got blown up. The good news is that you got on the wrong ship.

I wish I could be a successful movie director
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Old 02-08-2006, 08:11 AM
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You succeed at directing movies, but sadly, no one wants to watch them.


I wish I had an infinite power supply in a portable, safe, usable, and controllable machine, no bigger than an inch cubed.
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You do. You're killed and it is stolen and destroyed by rogue Newtonians.

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Old 02-09-2006, 06:57 AM
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You just did! Now, the problem is, it doesn't exactly help you at all, now does it?.


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You die in the next 0.5 seconds, negating that wish's effects somewhat.

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It is, but you die of a horrible death by 47. :wink:

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Old 02-10-2006, 07:16 AM
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You are! Have fun as the number 230402457-1!


I wish for... factorial powers!
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You get them, but you factor yourself out of existance.

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He does, and the universe explodes!


Okay, I couldn't think of a good twist.


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Old 02-11-2006, 12:27 AM
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To be fair, everyone gets superpowers, which makes everyone "normal"

I wish I had a replicator
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You do get one. And a huge wonderful ship to go with it too. But you're stuck on the otherside of the galaxy, in uncharted space.... alone. And with bugger-all power.
So the replicator gets rationed. So you get stuck eatting Leola Root Stew Forever!

I wish I had the new series of 24 right now!
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You do. In a 10 x 10 pixel size movie file, with nearly inaudible sound.


I wish I had more hard drive space on my computer.
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You get a thousand terrabytes, and your OS crashes due to information overload.

I wish I could substitute in my own reality...
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You can, it's imagination!


I wish I had Matrix-like powers.
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Old 02-11-2006, 08:35 AM
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You turn green, get an eye poked out, and bulk up in muscle. Your lifespan is now a little over two months, but at least you have a cool gun.

I wish life was like a videogame, and that I kicked arse at videogames so I don't end up like Fry.
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You kick butt and live in a video game alright. It's pong.


I wish I had an uber pc.
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You uber PC comes preinstalled with Windows Vista.

I wish Microsoft weren't such jerks when it came to releasing Halo 2 for PC. Stupid jerks.
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They are real nice, and sell the game for $5,000.


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