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Old 07-09-2003, 09:16 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Okay, so what's logically wrong with this episode, Chakotay?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Neo trying to give a coherent answer.


[quoteost_uid0="Opium"]A: Muipo, ediug rouy eb Ll'i. Dnal etisippo ot emoclew.[/quoteost_uid0]


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Old 07-09-2003, 01:55 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is a sign that Neo is running out of answers for this topic?

A: Hello Trinity, welcome aboard Voyager.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-09-2003, 02:03 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is the first line in NeoMatrix's as-yet unpublished Voyager/Matrix crossover fanfic titled "Janeway Kicks Matrix Butt"?

A: Naw, his offer didn't interest me. If he'd thrown in some pies, though...[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-09-2003, 03:39 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. What did Derek say the first time Zeke offered him the DS9 staff position?

A. supercalifragalisticexpealadocious.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-09-2003, 05:42 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Name a word that everyone can pronounce but nobody can spell.

A: Idjits jackhammering at 7:00 outside my window.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-09-2003, 05:44 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Give an example of a word that sounds quite atrocious.

Q: What do you get when you cross the early bird with a birdbrain and a woodpecker?

A: Of [iost_uid0]course[/iost_uid0] the plan didn't work, fool! You forgot to bring the Rubik's cube and the Pogo Stick of Doom![/colorost_uid0]

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Old 07-09-2003, 11:23 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I cant seem to get this engine for my old Ford working...do you think I've improvised to many parts?


A:No, no, NO, no, no, no...oh, with you? yes.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-10-2003, 04:49 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Captain Picard, I know I'm only an acting ensign but Commander Riker has been really annoying me lately so will you consent if I ask you to hit him with me?

(Well actually there's supposed to be some sort of pun here, in the answer, but it's not really obvious.)

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] 17, will you PLEASE shut the frell up.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-10-2003, 05:34 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 18...no, wait...14, 15, 16, 25...uhh...e...pi...i...What comes after 16?

A: Unclean![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-10-2003, 05:39 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hey, look, Earth: Final Conflict is on!

A: You in the leather pants! Stop pouting and start acting![/colorost_uid0]

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Old 07-10-2003, 06:06 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Why do I have to kiss John Crichton? I don't want to! It's demeaning!


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] I don't know, it makes no sense to me either.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-11-2003, 04:15 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q:In Pirates of the Caribean, do you think Johnny Depp's character should get with the female captain? And why is he fondling the ship so much? And why dont they just have the whole movie with Johnny and Orlando Bloom? And why cant I stop asking all these silly questions?


A:You still havent hit me for asking LOTR questions. So there. Nah. I win. You lose. Nah nah. Nah.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-11-2003, 06:14 AM
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A: You've got hair like Sideshow Bob! Hehe, LOSER.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-11-2003, 09:32 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q:Hi, my name is Sideshow Bob. You like my hair?

A: Hey look, its the Borg!! Get us out of here. They are....marching in a parade with instruments?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-11-2003, 09:41 AM
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A: just toss in some apricots, meat, sliced apples, noodles, choc-chips and tomato.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is Neelix's favorite way to fix a bad meal?

A: Next time on Enterprise, they will introduce Phaser-time, like Bullet-time(matrix-moves), only with Phasers.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-11-2003, 02:16 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Ok, So how are we going to kill ensign Mayweater off [iost_uid0]this[/iost_uid0] season

A: Welcome to the green forg Cafe, my name is Katy, can i take your order?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-11-2003, 04:33 PM
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Old 07-11-2003, 04:54 PM
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[quoteost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's a forg?[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
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Q. Sa'ar, Sa'ar, are you OK?


A. Maybe, if you tilt your head to the left.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-11-2003, 04:56 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you think, can I pass for a complete nuthead?

A: See no Nan, hear no Nan.[/colorost_uid0]
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