The Monkey's Paw Game - Page 30 - The Five-Minute Forums

Chancellor Valium · #**581** 01-17-2006, 07:54 PM

You do. You don't know anything else.

I wish for a copy of the Arabian Nights.

e of pi · #**582** 01-17-2006, 09:34 PM

Poof! Cloned Arabians from the time of the Crusades!

I wish I had something to do.

Chancellor Valium · #**583** 01-17-2006, 10:02 PM

You can have my job! And Xeroc's job, and Neo's job, and Zeke's job, and 6.4 billion other people's jobs!

whoiam · #**584** 01-18-2006, 02:18 AM

Chancellor Valium wished for nothing, and so he received less then nothing. In other words, everything he once owned now belongs to me, apart from debts, which belong to e of pi.

I wish Opium were naturally crush-resistant.

e of pi · #**585** 01-18-2006, 03:18 AM

She is. However, in order to ensure this, she must be crushed to the smallest possible size.

I wish they hadn't screwed up the glasses. They got the right perscription, but the wrong color and they were supposed to be the kind that turn into sunglasses, darnit!

Chancellor Valium · #**586** 01-18-2006, 09:15 AM

They didn't. They screwed up your face instead.

I wish that lock-mania wasn't a facet of some other forums...

e of pi · #**587** 01-18-2006, 10:09 PM

It isn;t. Instead, it's Zeke personal hobby.

I wish I could build models better.

Chancellor Valium · #**588** 01-19-2006, 10:28 AM

You're a compiler on someone's PC.

I wish Russel T. Davies would die very suddenly of natural causes/ being insanely obese.

Naki · #**589** 01-19-2006, 06:49 PM

he dies by falling off a building and squashing you

I wish that the admins on Ninpocho will let this keep running on the site

e of pi · #**590** 01-19-2006, 11:04 PM

They do. However, due to pronoun antecedent problems, "this" turns out to be Zuke's most evil plan yet.

I wish I had a car. Not a license, just the car, and an acount on eBay motors. :P

Chancellor Valium · #**591** 01-20-2006, 09:26 AM

You do. They're illegal and owning one is punishable by death.

I wish for a palace.

e of pi · #**592** 01-20-2006, 10:01 PM

You do. They're illegal and owning one is punishable by death.

I wish plagerism was less common among scholars and students.

KillerGodMan · #**593** 01-21-2006, 06:08 AM

It is, now you the only one that commits it. It's illegal and those caught are automatically shot.

I wish I was in control of all weather

Chancellor Valium · #**594** 01-21-2006, 09:54 AM

You are, but everyone hates you for it.

I wish people wouldn't laugh at Sutekh the Destroyer.

e of pi · #**595** 01-21-2006, 05:54 PM

They don't, instead they laugh at you for bringing him up.

I wish they were laughing with me, not at me.

KillerGodMan · #**596** 01-22-2006, 05:18 AM

They are, but only because the room is filled with laughing gas... Oxygen depletion in 10 seconds...

I wish I could play Civilization 4 all day

Xeroc · #**597** 01-22-2006, 07:49 AM

You can! Because now you're in the game. And losing. Quite a lot, actually. :twisted:

I wish that there was more wireless internet coverage in this darn city.

e of pi · #**598** 01-22-2006, 07:31 PM

There is, but it charges a $47 charge per minute.

I wish I had the lower hull and wings of an Oberth-class model.

Chancellor Valium · #**599** 01-23-2006, 05:30 PM

They're soldered directly to your arms and legs.

I wish I could find a spare fluid link.

Xeroc · #**600** 01-24-2006, 03:01 AM

You can, but then someone needs it, so it's not a spare fliud link anymore, it's a used fluid link.

I wish that people didn't slap me when I made so many puns.