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Old 08-22-2004, 12:01 PM
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"Honest word as a Vorta...."

Bwahahahahahahahahaha!
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Old 08-22-2004, 12:03 PM
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Photographic evidence? That might be difficult... First, to suffer the humiliation of someone taking a picture of me while I`m all distorted, with my elbow on my mouth and my tongue sticking out and licking it... then for people in the photo studio to see that while developing pictures... then all of you looking at me in that position...

Isn`t my honest word as a Vorta enough? :shock:
Nope! :wink: Digital camera? Cut out a few stages! :twisted:
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Old 08-22-2004, 09:22 PM
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Yep. And you can probably set it to take the picture automatically after ten seconds or so, so that the only humiliation would be us looking at it. And hey, that part is just fun! :twisted:
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Old 08-22-2004, 09:28 PM
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We laugh at you anyways, so what does it matter if we get to laugh at you with your tongue touching your elbow?

Did I say AT you? I meant WITH you.... yes we laugh with you!
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Old 08-22-2004, 10:34 PM
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Yes! We need proof!

And if smell even a hint of photoshop.....
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Old 08-23-2004, 06:13 AM
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But... but... You don`t believe my honest word as a Vorta?



OK, fine, I understand.



I give you my honest word as a Cardassian.
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Old 08-23-2004, 07:16 AM
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Mhuhahhaha...this lack of evidence is weeking your argument nic! :twisted: I maintain my view that it isnt possible :wink:
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Old 08-23-2004, 11:32 AM
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Infidel! Have some faith! (of the heart!) :P
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Old 08-23-2004, 12:57 PM
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Nuh uh :wink: :P
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Old 08-23-2004, 01:40 PM
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oh my god
look what I found

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Old 08-23-2004, 01:43 PM
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:roll: LOL, good, but no :wink: Maybe its a pic of nic liking PHJ's elbow though... :lol:
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Old 08-23-2004, 01:49 PM
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yeah that might be

when I first saw it I was :shock:

I thought, now he really showed us but it is all cheated :cry:
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:roll: LOL, good, but no :wink: Maybe its a pic of nic liking PHJ's elbow though... :lol:
*Sob* :cry:

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I can lick the back of my leg!
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Old 08-24-2004, 04:34 AM
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Everything`s possible if you work hard enough (as Vedra proves it)! If man can fly to the Moon I really don`t see the reason he can`t lick his elbow! :P
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Old 08-24-2004, 07:21 AM
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Actually, it IS possible to lick your elbow! I just tried and succeeded! It was painful, but successful, :mrgreen: You weaklings are just not trying enough. :twisted: :twisted:

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There's something wrong with the South Slav gene pool. You're not supposed to be able to lick your elbow, dammit!

But not like I was trying, oh no! I wasn't, not at all!

NIts, I demand PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE of you licking your elbow as well. This sort of thing HAS to been seen to be believed! I don't care if the process of getting the photo taken starts an elbow-licking fad all across Croatia... I want to see a picture.

Napravi slike! I mean it! :twisted:
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Old 08-25-2004, 08:09 AM
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Oh, I've seen it done. It's gross, and you have to be double jointed - I think. Nic, are you double jointed?
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Old 08-25-2004, 11:21 AM
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I'm double jointed, and I can't do it :wink:

Sax, i think the word you're looking for for people who can do it it freak :wink: :mrgreen:
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Old 08-26-2004, 04:57 AM
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I`m not a freak! I`m just very persistent and flexible! :P
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Old 08-26-2004, 05:49 AM
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Do I have to send 17 to Croatia to take the photo? I can you know...my Dad works for British Airways :wink:
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