Top 7 lists - like Top 10, only not funny

[NAHTMMM]

7. There are about 47 degrees between the Tropic of Capricorn and that of Cancer.

6. 47^9 can be written as the sum of distinct smaller 9th powers.

5. 47 is a prime Keith number. (Whuh? I dunno)

4.

• 4 + 7 = 11
• 7 + 11 = 18
• 11 + 18 = 29
• 18 + 29 = 47

3. 47^3 is the smallest cube which is a sum of consecutive squares.

2. 666^47 has a digit sum of 666 :shock:

1. Without 47, how would we count from 46 to 48?




Next: Top Seven Sports to Play

[admiral sab]

7. Baseball

6. Basketball

5. Hockey (I've never played it, but it looks fun!)

4. Football

3. football (french) Soccer (english)

2. Golf

1. having a race.


Top 7 ways to spend one dollar.

[Opium]

Top 7 ways to spend a loonie (since I'm Canadian! :wink: )

7. Can of coke. I mean, really! Caffiene, sugar-the perfect drink! :lol:
6. Give it to a friend, so we have enough to rent a video and spend time together.
5. On a cute dachshund card, just for fun.
4. In the SPCA, Save the Rainforest or SallyAnn bucket.
3. Chocolate bar. mmm, chocolate.
2. Put it in a jar for a rainy day.
1. On a box of TimBits during a all-night video marathon!

Top 7 Things To Do On A Rainy Day

[admiral sab]

7. The obvious, read fivers.

6. The not so obvious, read Phlox/Archer fanfic. (heh, that was for you PHJ!)

5. read a good book.

4. eat chocolate. (that's always a good idea!)

3. post at this forum.

2. write fanfic.

1. run outside in the rain!


Top 7 things to do on a snowy day. (Not that we get many of those days here in Alabama!)

[Nic Corelli]

7. Build a snowman

6. Destroy your snowman

5. Destroy someone else`s snowman

4. Ski!

3. Ice skate on a frozen lake

2. Fall into the lake while ice skating on it (when the ice cracks)

and

1. Hunt mammoths


NEXT!


Top 7 of your Favourite Enterprise episodes

[admiral sab]

7. Broken Bow (Both parts, especially the second)

6. Zero Hour (Alien Nazi and all!)

5. Harbinger (well duh!)

4. Countdown (she calls him Trip for goodness sake!)

3. Similitude (again kinda obvious why)

2. The Forgotten (so sweet!)

and the number one favorite Tucker/T'Pol episode is:

1. E2.

LOL yeah I know it was supposed to be favorite Enterprise episodes, but my list was turning out a Tucker/T'Pol eps list, so I took a leap.

NEXT: Top 7 favorite time travel episodes. (with or without alien nazis!)

[Opium]

Top 7 favorite time travel episodes.

7. Time's Arrow TNG parts 1 and 2-TNG
6. Children of Time
5. Time's Orphan-DS9
4. Wrongs Darker than Death or Night-DS9
3. Far Beyond the Stars-DS9
2. Trials and Tribble-ations
1. All Good Things... parts 1 and 2-TNG


Top 7 favorite 'ship eps.

[admiral sab]

7. Zero Hour (yes it was a ship ep, to me!)

6.Attached, TNG

5. Day of Honor, VOY

4. Blood Fever

3. Drive

2. Lineage (Can you tell I'm a P/Ter?)

1. Harbinger (only because Home hasn't aired yet and by the early script, er spoiler pages, it's going to be a classic!)

NEXT: Top 7 excuses for missing work.

[MaverickZer0]

Top 7 excuses for missing work

I'm sorry....but I know I'm sad...these are actual excuses I've used for missing my summer job...

7. "I have to feed my fish." (I know, it takes me like 3 seconds....it shouldn't take than long....I only have an algae eater...)
6. "I shouldn't have to come to work. It's Saturday." (I just woke up, and school had been out for maybe three days. Yes, they called me.)
5. "I have flying lessons." (When I used it, true. I do take flying lessons.)
4. "As soon as I beat this part of the game." (What was I thinking? Was I thinking?)
3. "I have to walk my cats." (What's sad is, they believed this one.)
2. "I locked my keys in my car." (I don't have a driver's license yet.)

and the top excuse I've used to attempt getting out of work...

1. "I'm sick." (I was, though, really. Strep throat. I think I got off because I heard someone say 'humor the poor boy' on their end, but whether that had something to do with strep throat or not I don't want to know.)

I deeply apologize if my MSTing made the list funny. I have genuinely used every single excuse here. I am sad. Throw stuff at me if you wish.

Next: Top 7 Best Pets

[admiral sab]

7. a goat (we had one and they are so fun)

6. bird

5. Gerbil

4. kitten (they make me sneeze, but they are cute!

3. Neo Pet

2. turtle

1. Dog ( I have three!)

Next: top 7 things to do instead of doing work

[Opium]

7. Study
6. Sing
5. Read something interesting
4. Create something-story, prop, flowerpot, computer graphic, anything.
3. Go to 5MV forums :wink:
2. Do something with a friend
1. THEATRE!


Top 7 Things To Avoid At Work

[admiral sab]

7. other people who like to gossip.

6. work.

5. The computer since you'll end up not doing work and probably getting fired.

4. getting fired.

3. Getting laid off.

2. The boss.

1. goofing off. (which is hard to avoid)

NEXT: Top 7 reasons to watch Enterprise

[admiral sab]

wow are there really no reasons to watch Enterprise? LOL ok since that topic went NOWHERE for 2 whole days, let's try this Top 7 list:

Top 7 Janeway Quotes...

[MaverickZer0]

Wait! I can do the Enterprise one.

Top 7 Reasons to Watch Enterprise

7. To figure out who Future Guy is
6. To see if we get decnt plotlines
5. To help TrekNoConfidence
4. To look for T/T 'ship threads (Meaning Trip/T'Pol)
3. To see if they stop letting Archer star and let him get character development
2. To watch the conclusion of the ongoing story arc
1. To watch Malcolm go trigger-happy and the MACOs die

We'll do that Top 7 Janeway Quotes one now.

[Ginga]

Ah, finally! The perfect Top 7 list. X3

7. "Sometimes you have to go in blind. That's the exciting part." -Innocence

6. "Listen to me very carefully because I'm only going to say this once. Coffee. Black." - Bride of Chaotica

5. "I don't respond well to threats." - Year of Hell

4. "I'll make you a deal, Voyager. The next M-Class planetoid we find, we'll set down and I'll give you a nice maintenance overhaul. What do you say?" - Haunting of Deck 12

3. "One more cup and I’ll jump to warp." - Once Upon a Time

2. "There's coffee in that nebula." - The Cloud

And, of course...

1. "Sometimes you just have to punch your way through." - Parallax

NEXT: Top 7 Times You Went Crazy While Watching Voyager

[Opium]

Top 7 Times You Went Crazy While Watching Voyager

7. Wondering why they still don't have seatbelts- Caretaker
6. Wondering why they claimed season 3 had a decent plot.
5. Why don't they just put everyone in catsuits during season 4.
4. Waiting for Torres and Paris to get together already!
3. Too. Many. Janeways-Endgame
2. With the Holodeck Nazis. Stupid. Annoying. Crazy-making!-The Killing Game
1. Every time I tune into a rerun, I wonder why they never found John and TopHatMan.

Top 7 Reasons You Watch the Olympics

[admiral sab]

7. To support the good old US of A. Kick those Canuck's booties! j/k

6. To watch Hockey the way it's meant to be played.

5. To drool over the men. (Yeppers I'm married, so what? )

4. Days isn't on so why not?

3. to dream about one day doing that and trying it and twisting your ankle.

2. so you can brag to all your Canadian friends how we beat them.

1. So you can congratulate all your Canuck friends and say "It's just a game!" LOL

All the love to Canada! You know last Winter Olympics I was so mad b/c I knew that that man and woman had won the gold at ice skating, but they got the silver and I was soooo mad for Canada! But I'm glad they investigated that and gave the Canucks what they earned! But I digress...

the next topic is: Top 7 Chakotay Quotes- I've got a theme going....

[Ginga]

Originally Posted by admiral sab

the next topic is: Top 7 Chakotay Quotes- I've got a theme going....

Oh, dear God.

7. "My people have a saying..."
6. "*crashes a shuttle*"
5. "This reminds me of an ancient legend..."
4. "*crashes another shuttle*"
3. "Here, Kathryn, let me give you some ideas even though you'll just crush them mercilessly with a 3 Inch Heel and spit on them."
2. "*crashes yet another shuttle*"
1. "I don't like parameters, dammit! *whiiiiiine*"

Okay, that was just to be silly. Somebody do it for real now. :P

[admiral sab]

7. Are you depressed? (Extreme Risk...see my fiver for the proper response)

6. I forgot my Padd you two go on without me. (Lineage)

5. Taya. (heh, that was was just for 17) (also Lineage)

4. Temporal Prime Directive. (Shattered)

3. I've recommended you for Chief Engineer. (or something like that, Parallax.)

2. the stuff he says in the turbolift to Janeway in Shattered. About how Tom wouldn't be the same guy if she altered the timeline. Yeah that stuff. (Shattered)

and the number one quote is: She bit you? (Blood Fever) that still makes me laugh.

Top 7 Tuvok quotes. (try and be original)

[Nic Corelli]

Woo! Good ol` Tuvok!

7. "Asking female officers for their clothing could lead to misunderstanding." - "Flashback"

6. "I am looking for Mr. Neelix`s instinct. Perhaps it will be marked." - "Rise"

5. "During my three years on Voyager I have grown to respect a great many of you. Some I have learned to tolerate." - "Revulsion"

4. "Mr. Neelix, you are an unending source of astonishment." - "Timeless"

3. "I would prefer not to hear the life history of my breakfast." - "Flashback"

2. "I am curious, Lieutenant. What does it mean - groovy?" - "Future`s End, Part I"


and the Number One Tuvok Quote...


1. "Given Mr. Paris` alleged familiarity with 20th Century America it is a wonder we survived the experience at all." - "Future`s End, Part II"


For more on Tuvok, and some other characters, do check out the http://zvjezdane-staze1.tripod.com/vl/id4.html Heheheh.


Next - Top 7 EMH Doctor Quotes (this should be good)