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Old 11-09-2007, 04:51 PM
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Q:What do you mean I shouldn't eat the snow? What makes you say that?


A:Very blue, with things hanging off either side.
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Q: So what exactly do the Xindi look like?

A: Yes. We call it 'diplomacy'.
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Old 06-15-2008, 04:26 PM
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Q: Is there a toilet I could use?

A: You know, that really isn't funny.
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Q: Why did no-one laugh when I blew up that orphanage just now?

A: "Dead! Dead! And never called me mother!"
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Q: And how are you enjoying your afterlife, Mr. Douglas-Home?

A: You've never had it so good!
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Old 06-17-2008, 10:40 PM
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Q: Hey! Hey hey hey! Why are you hacking me to death with that axe?


A: Because the first one didn't exist to begin with.
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