The Monkey's Paw Game

[Xeroc]

Okay, finals are over, and you just missed the last two!


I wish these lousy trash cans didn't smell so much.

[e of pi]

They don't. However, they no longer hold more than three pieces of trash.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

[Xeroc]

You aren't, but you slept through yesterday.


I wish this computer wasn't so noisy.

[e of pi]

It isn't but only because it's broken.

I wish that finals were over.

[Opium]

They are, but only because you went into a timewarp and had to sing "Let's Do the Timewarp Again", so that you missed all finals.


I wish the financial aid people actually talked to the student loan people instead of just claiming they did.

[e of pi]

They do, but only about their golf tournement.

I wish I could see The Complete works of William Shakespear, Abridged followed by another showing of Every Christmas Story Ever Told.

[Opium]

It does, but it's in Cantonese.


I wish that the traffic would stop sucking so much today!

[Anonymous]

It does. Instead, it blows.

I wish Zuke's preprogramed responses would stop thorwing off my skits. Course, it does give me an oppertunity to improv.

[e of pi]

They do! But you can't login!

I wish it would stop doing that!

[Opium]

It does, but instead it just gives you preprogrammed responses.


I wish that boxing day week sales lasted a month.

[e of pi]

tHEY DO, BUT THEY ONLY GIVE YOU 2% OFF, OR $2 OFF, WHICHEVER IS LESS.

i WISH i WOULD REMEMBER TO TURN OFF cAPS lOCK BEFORE MOVING ON TO OTHER FORUMS TO RESPOND TO.

[Xeroc]

You do, but then you forget how to type.



I wish I there weren't any viruses, spyware, or spam emails.

[e of pi]

There aren't. However, this means there are no computers.

I wish the RPG would move along faster.

[Xeroc]

It does, but now you've been left behind!


I wish I wasn't so busy.

[e of pi]

You aren't. Because you've been fired.

I wish I could think of something to put here.

[Xeroc]

You can, but it's cheesy and uninteresting.


I wish to be able to modify reality.

[e of pi]

You can. But it never turns out the way you want it.

I wish my member title was cooler.

[Opium]

It was, but it was so cool that it had to be changed due to its coolness freezing computer screens around the world.


I wish textbooks were cheaper.

[e of pi]

They are, but only because they are really general.

I wish I had three day weekends more often.

[Naki]

you get three day weekends every week but the week is now extended to 14 days

I wish I knew how much wood a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood