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04-18-2006, 04:40 PM
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Q: What was it that you remember most about that half an hour talking to Zeke face-to-face?
A: Uh, will the number 7 suffice?
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#5722
04-20-2006, 03:05 PM
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Q: What can we hide everywhere in the Halo series
A: But burlap chafes me so.
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The Zeke has faltered. You must bring the Restoration...The time of the Reckoning is at hand. It is the end...Or the beginning. The user formerly known as Itachi
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#5723
04-20-2006, 10:17 PM
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Q: you say bricks chafe you, so how about Burlap?
A: THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#5724
04-22-2006, 09:56 PM
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Q: Captain, say something! We are under attack!
A: It must be a clue, but to what, I have no clue.
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#5725
04-23-2006, 01:16 AM
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Q: Is that a pie?
A: It is done.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#5726
04-23-2006, 10:30 AM
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Q: Could you help me bake this pie?
~~ A: Computer says yes. ~~Lostoyannaya :mrgreen:
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#5727
04-26-2006, 08:06 PM
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Q: Computer, am I on board the Enterprise?
A: The sign says that we are here, but where is here?
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#5728
04-27-2006, 03:03 PM
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Q: Where are you!?
A: Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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The Zeke has faltered. You must bring the Restoration...The time of the Reckoning is at hand. It is the end...Or the beginning. The user formerly known as Itachi
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#5729
04-27-2006, 04:44 PM
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Q: Hey, look fan girls - it's Yuki-kun!
~~ A: Naaaaah. ~~Lostoyannaya :mrgreen:
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#5730
04-27-2006, 07:42 PM
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Q: Yaaaaaah?
A: EAT SQUIRELY DEATH AND DIE...PAINFULLY! WITH NUTS! IN HORRIBLE HORRIBLE PLACES!
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The Zeke has faltered. You must bring the Restoration...The time of the Reckoning is at hand. It is the end...Or the beginning. The user formerly known as Itachi
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#5731
04-27-2006, 08:44 PM
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Q: Pass the squirel roast, would you?
A: Taste's like chicken. Well, not really.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5732
04-29-2006, 05:49 PM
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Q: So what exactly does Ox Bowel taste like again?
A: When Birnham would doth come to Duninsane!
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#5733
05-01-2006, 01:19 PM
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Q: Pass the drivle?
~~ A: I blame nanobots. ~~Lostoyannaya
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#5734
05-02-2006, 02:40 AM
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Q: Who's stolen Red Dwarf again!?
A: Well now, that's just plain wrong.
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#5735
05-02-2006, 03:04 PM
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Q: Did you hear about Chakotay/Bulkhead?
A: Fish!
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#5736
05-02-2006, 05:55 PM
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Q: Yes, can I help you?
~~ A: I'm not just talking styrofome. I'm talking stainless steal! ~~Lostoyannaya :mrgreen:
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#5737
05-03-2006, 12:02 AM
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Q: That armour made of what!?
A: Nuetronium? Isn't that found in dead stars?
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5738
05-03-2006, 07:43 AM
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Q: Can I have one Nuetronium Milkshake please?
A: Well, that can't be good.
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Fate: Protects fools, little children and ships named Enterprise... Fate: Also beats the merry hell out of the Battlestar Galactica. -------------------------------------------------- House Quote of the Day! "I was curious. But since I'm not a cat, that's not dangerous to me." Dr House MD I don't think that metaphor was actually designed to warn cats. Dr Wilson MD (Just) -------------------------------------------------
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#5739
05-03-2006, 11:40 AM
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Q: Have you noticed I haven't posted much lately?
A: Really, I just didn't have much to say.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#5740
05-03-2006, 01:05 PM
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Q: Why did you come to my house for the sole purpose of taking three hours to perform one act of flatulence?
A: That wasn't a cookie jar when I got here.
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Church: I'm just worried, man, who knows if this stuff is contagious? For all we know Caboose could be next. Wake up tomorrow morning he's throwin' up, runnin' a huge fever, next thing you know he's bleeding out of his eyes 'cause his internal organs are liquifying. And I'm gonna be the one that has to hold his hand while he screams himself to death. That's not gonna be any fun. Caboose: I'm gonna go take a vitamin.
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