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#5581
02-17-2006, 03:11 PM
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Q: damn who are those spam bots...do you know them?
A: I would do it if you give me a lightsaber :twisted:
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#5582
02-17-2006, 03:22 PM
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Q: Will you dramatically improve the Enterprise ratings? They seem to be broken.
~~ A: De-caf. ~~Lostoyannaya
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#5583
02-17-2006, 05:24 PM
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Q: You're that hyper? From coffee? How could this be worse?
A: Don't say that! You'll bring on the wrath of Janeway apon us.
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#5584
02-17-2006, 06:30 PM
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Q: So...this C/7 thing seems to be a big hit...?
~~ A: Um...Travis did it. ~~Lostoyannaya
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#5585
02-17-2006, 08:11 PM
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Q: Ok, who started this rumor about the Captain being a Transvestite?
A: Not even then.
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Fate: Protects fools, little children and ships named Enterprise... Fate: Also beats the merry hell out of the Battlestar Galactica. -------------------------------------------------- House Quote of the Day! "I was curious. But since I'm not a cat, that's not dangerous to me." Dr House MD I don't think that metaphor was actually designed to warn cats. Dr Wilson MD (Just) -------------------------------------------------
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#5586
02-17-2006, 08:16 PM
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Q: When shall we get another Enterprise parody? When Kirk goes celibate?
~~ A: The John Wayne marathon. ~~Lostoyannaya PS. Sorry Zeke!
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#5587
02-17-2006, 10:05 PM
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Q: What is that, a forest?
A: FISH!
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#5588
02-17-2006, 11:29 PM
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Q: Keptin, vee hahve discahvered a wiver. Vaht do ve do?
A: Bad accent.
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#5589
02-17-2006, 11:31 PM
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Q: What weatherman mis-predicted a little, tiny, teeny-weeny, huge, giant storm?
A: Maybe not even then.
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#5590
02-17-2006, 11:34 PM
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Q: So I can only speak of Zuuke in an emergency?
A: Yep.
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#5591
02-18-2006, 04:19 AM
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Q: Did you see my new avatar?
W: Lysdexia
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#5592
02-18-2006, 12:28 PM
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Q:What did the psychologist say to you?
A: Chapter XI of the Consolations of Boethius *is* an interpolated palimpsest!
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#5593
02-18-2006, 12:30 PM
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Q: So, what do you read on those cold nights in?
~~ A: HELP! ~~Lostoyannaya :wink:
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#5594
02-18-2006, 01:01 PM
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Q: What do you want?
A: It is Horus, who has fought in protection of his eye, Great-in-magic!
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#5595
02-18-2006, 01:08 PM
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Q: Who defies the great Sutekh!?
A: Just don't scare it away.
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#5596
02-18-2006, 01:11 PM
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Q: Look, Picard! A Denobulan! Wait, what's that?
~~ A: Aloe Vera. ~~Lostoyannaya
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#5597
02-18-2006, 04:24 PM
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Q: Aloe, July?
A: Excuse-moi, monsier, main j'oublie un stylo sur ton tete.
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#5598
02-18-2006, 08:41 PM
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Q: Could you repeat that, and not in Russian this time?
A: Oh, come on, that doesn't help!
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#5599
02-19-2006, 02:01 PM
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Q: All I can find is a flyswatter.
A: The grammer in this story went on strike last week
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#5600
02-19-2006, 02:52 PM
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Q: Can you think of one reason why this isn’t all your fault?
A: It looks a lot like air.
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