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Old 01-28-2006, 11:46 AM
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Q: Vo do de o?
A:...then he'll holler "black bottom!"...
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Old 01-28-2006, 03:58 PM
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Q. So, we're going to the grocery store, and Crazy Joe will say...

A. Dentures.
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Old 01-28-2006, 04:32 PM
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Old 01-28-2006, 08:26 PM
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Q: What do you sell in this dang store, anyways?


A: Oh no!
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Old 01-28-2006, 11:18 PM
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Q: Did you know that "Lady" Luck was seen in the House of the Rising Sun recently?

A: "Animals. Fish. Birds, reptiles. All life is my enemy. All life shall perish under the reign of Sutekh the Destroyer!"
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Old 01-29-2006, 04:25 AM
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A: Oh NO! It's HIM! Run!
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Old 01-29-2006, 04:54 AM
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Q: Who is that guy who looks just like Zeke but has this T-shirt with a big 6 over Voyager?


A: Never! Never, I tell you!
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Old 01-29-2006, 05:05 AM
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Q: Will you use double question marks?

A: Antidisestablishmentarism
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Old 01-29-2006, 06:08 AM
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Q: What's the opposite of disestablishmentarism?


A: I really don't think that's a word.
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Old 01-29-2006, 12:28 PM
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Q: Hidey-hidey-hidey-hi?

A: Poor Min, poor Min, poor Min!
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Old 01-29-2006, 08:22 PM
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Q: Did you hear? Min fell down the old well!


A: What's that?
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Old 01-29-2006, 09:25 PM
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Q: Are you Mr. Walrus?

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Old 01-29-2006, 09:57 PM
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Old 01-29-2006, 10:19 PM
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Q: So just who is Brannon Braga?

A: Crazy words, crazy tune, he'll be driving me crazy soon...
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Old 01-29-2006, 10:34 PM
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A: I really think you can cut that out now.
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Old 01-30-2006, 11:10 AM
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Old 01-30-2006, 10:36 PM
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Old 01-31-2006, 12:59 AM
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A: Dude, women don't like it when you use the X ray vision
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Old 01-31-2006, 02:32 AM
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A: No, I'm not really seeing how my super-strength is going to help this situation.
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Old 01-31-2006, 07:22 PM
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A: We NEVER should have asked run-away-from-danger man for help!
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