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07-01-2003, 11:03 PM
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07-01-2003, 11:35 PM
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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07-02-2003, 01:29 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Have you noticed Captain Picard acting strangely ever since his accidental mindmeld with Troi?A: I feel my time would be better used by killing you.[/color ost_uid0]
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07-02-2003, 01:36 AM
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07-02-2003, 02:40 AM
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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07-02-2003, 03:25 AM
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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07-02-2003, 03:31 AM
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07-02-2003, 04:15 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: My sensitive Vulcan ears are detecting a disturbance on that outcropping near that giant pie. What do you think it could be?A: Anything you want. Price? Your soul. The barney theme song is actually one of the tools the US army uses to break the will of prisoners who refuse to give them information. This deeply amuses me, because I always knew Barney was just a purple version of Armus.[/color ost_uid0]
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07-02-2003, 07:14 AM
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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07-02-2003, 11:36 AM
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Way in the future on the Starship Enterprise, everybody was sleeping because of Jigglypuff.
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07-03-2003, 01:14 AM
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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07-03-2003, 02:03 AM
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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07-03-2003, 04:54 AM
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07-03-2003, 08:11 AM
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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07-03-2003, 08:05 PM
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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07-03-2003, 08:17 PM
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07-03-2003, 08:54 PM
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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