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#5301
12-15-2005, 06:43 AM
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Q: The world will end in 10 minutes!
A: Uh........ oh.
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#5302
12-15-2005, 12:10 PM
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Q: Did you push the red button that I told you not to push?
A: Yep, I got it at the mall for a real good price
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#5303
12-15-2005, 10:06 PM
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Q: I heard that you have a doomsday device connected to that little red button....is that correct?
A: I hope I could have one for myself
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#5304
12-16-2005, 03:39 AM
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Q: I reciently made of lot of cookies... PIE cookies!
A: Oh God NO! *runs away*
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#5305
12-16-2005, 04:11 AM
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Q: Why does Zuke fear eggplant?
A: It's purple and lumpy.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5306
12-16-2005, 09:58 AM
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Q: How does your Festivus pole look?
A: At least you didn't have to untagle a bunch of Christmas lights.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#5307
12-16-2005, 10:24 PM
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Q: Did you buy a new faux-holographic plastic tree.?
A: MST3K.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5308
12-17-2005, 07:05 AM
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Q: So, what'd you watch last night?
A: I'd say, but then I'd have to pie you.
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#5309
12-17-2005, 01:00 PM
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Q: What is your secret ingredient that you put in your pies?
A: Dude, where's my pie?
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#5310
12-17-2005, 05:47 PM
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Q: Hmmm, pie.
A: Pop.
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#5311
12-17-2005, 10:19 PM
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Q: want a lolly?
A: GAK!
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#5312
12-18-2005, 04:39 AM
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Q: Shoot. Do you see where I dropped my javlin? It's down there somewhere.
A: Gah!
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5313
12-18-2005, 12:51 PM
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Q: What do you think of my New Year's Eve outfit?
A: No, tell me what you really think...
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#5314
12-18-2005, 07:30 PM
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Q: aww that hat looks really nice on you, dont you think?
A: no I dont have any
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#5315
12-18-2005, 07:35 PM
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Q: Is that good?
A: No, it doesn't make you look fat.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5316
12-18-2005, 08:51 PM
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Q: Does this liposuction make me look fat?
A: They're turning lemonade into lemons!
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#5317
12-18-2005, 10:32 PM
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Q: What are they doing over there with that citrus fruit?
A: Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5318
12-18-2005, 10:38 PM
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Q: what do you say when I suspect you of crashing the chat?
A: really I am serious
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#5319
12-18-2005, 11:15 PM
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Q: You think I did it?
A: No!
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5320
12-18-2005, 11:30 PM
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Q: so do you think zuke did it?
A: why are you asking me that
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