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07-01-2003, 04:55 AM
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 ost_uid0]Q: So how do I get to the secret hidout of the evil future guy?A: Tom, please tell me Alice has been your only love besides me.[/color ost_uid0]
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07-01-2003, 07:15 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Listen, about that, "you're the only one that meant anything" thing....A: I don't know... the Borg Queen had my alcove downgraded to a plug when I sent the memo about assimilation expenses, so I think you're on your own there. [quote ost_uid0]A: Picnics are a perfectly legitimate means of settling disputes.[/quoteost_uid0]It's also an atypical method of acquiring a magic ring from an enclave of stone giants. Heh heh, Nan's first D&D game involves mind control and thievery. Who didn't see that coming?  [quote ost_uid0]Interesting note: Nan noticed a 47 occurance in one of the Indiana Jones movies...as well as Club Obi-Wan.[/quoteost_uid0]I'm a registered member of the Nitpicker's Guild. I notice these things.  [quote ost_uid0]At least, I think it was an IJ movie. Â Nan, what else did we watch, aside from commercials and unfunny SNL?[/quoteost_uid0]A funny classic SNL. But yes, it was Temple of Doom, specifically the scene after Short Round guns the car after Indy and the ditzy blonde (Willie?) fall through the awnings into the car.[/color ost_uid0]
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07-01-2003, 02:04 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Do you think the Borg Queen will like my idea about Casual Fridays?A: If they did that, the Borg would become rednecks with their doublewide cubes.[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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07-01-2003, 05:32 PM
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Mankind... infests the whole habitable Earth and Canada. There are thre erors in this sentence. Be kind to other people. We outnumber you six billion to one.
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07-01-2003, 05:32 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: It is true that the Federation Council is tempting to use Jeff Foxworthy as a Collective-destroying Trojan Horse?*muttermuttermutterrazznafraggingmutter* (I've forgotten the answer already. Going by memory. Stupid edit function) Q: Why did Oedipus resist going to see a psychologist for his complex? A: I can get no satisfaction [quote ost_uid0]But yes, it was Temple of Doom, specifically the scene after Short Round guns the car after Indy and the ditzy blonde (Willie?) fall through the awnings into the car. [/quote ost_uid0]No, not Club Obi-Wan, the 47 reference. Â Where was that?[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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07-01-2003, 05:36 PM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: But Tuvok, why won't you go out with the Delaney sisters?[b ost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: A pink pillow with sugar on top.[/colorost_uid0]
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Mankind... infests the whole habitable Earth and Canada. There are thre erors in this sentence. Be kind to other people. We outnumber you six billion to one.
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07-01-2003, 05:41 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: What do you get if you cross Roseanne with Barbie?A: The plain would crash. (Not a misspelling)[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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07-01-2003, 09:01 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Oooh, can I take that shiny button as a souvenir?A: I... er... don't know what you're talking about. We don't have any pie here. Really. [quote ost_uid0]No, not Club Obi-Wan, the 47 reference. Where was that? [/quote ost_uid0]Don't remember.[/color ost_uid0]
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07-01-2003, 09:34 PM
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants
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07-01-2003, 09:35 PM
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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07-01-2003, 09:39 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: So what should I do with this honey, Catalina?A: Okay[/color ost_uid0]
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Mankind... infests the whole habitable Earth and Canada. There are thre erors in this sentence. Be kind to other people. We outnumber you six billion to one.
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07-01-2003, 09:42 PM
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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07-01-2003, 09:49 PM
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Mankind... infests the whole habitable Earth and Canada. There are thre erors in this sentence. Be kind to other people. We outnumber you six billion to one.
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07-01-2003, 09:58 PM
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07-01-2003, 10:02 PM
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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07-01-2003, 10:09 PM
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Vulcan children are never late with their Sehlat's dinner
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07-01-2003, 10:11 PM
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Mankind... infests the whole habitable Earth and Canada. There are thre erors in this sentence. Be kind to other people. We outnumber you six billion to one.
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07-01-2003, 10:14 PM
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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07-01-2003, 10:33 PM
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