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Old 09-20-2005, 02:59 PM
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Q: Could you care less about the walnut tree in my yard?


A: She said she really liked it, but that that guy creeped her out.
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Old 09-20-2005, 03:14 PM
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Q: So what did Martrice think of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?

A: You can't fight in here! This is the War Room!
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Old 09-20-2005, 03:23 PM
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Q: Hey, that's my coffee!


A: Sean Bean and Jodie Foster RULE.
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Old 09-20-2005, 03:25 PM
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Q: so, what was it that made him go all mad at you about non-entity famous people?
A: Malachor V. Not just plain old Malachor, but Malachor V.
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Old 09-20-2005, 03:53 PM
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Q: So, I was at Tim Hortens getting some coffee, and you know who I saw? Malachor!


A: I just wanted to know what was going on...sheesh...
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Old 09-20-2005, 04:49 PM
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A: *sigh*. Just *sigh*.
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Old 09-21-2005, 09:59 AM
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Q: Soo...did you see the latest edition of "Pet hairdoes"?

A: We'll meet again....
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Old 09-21-2005, 10:18 AM
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Q: Is this the end of Chancellor Vallium?

A: There is no chance in hell I'd ... oooh, cookies... um, yeah - let's do it!
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Old 09-21-2005, 10:30 AM
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A: I cross the void beyond the mind....
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Old 09-22-2005, 03:03 AM
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thought - intuition - mind - void

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Old 09-22-2005, 08:36 AM
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A: It's all in the mind.
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Old 09-27-2005, 02:03 PM
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Q: I thought you said you would be bringing your doctoral thesis with you?

A: Alcohol. Lots and lots of Alcohol.
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Old 09-28-2005, 12:04 AM
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A: Very sober. Very, very sober.
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Old 09-28-2005, 01:47 AM
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Q: What is the chance of you going on a mad-axe-murdering Rampage?

A: Just let me find my mad-axe-murdering axe, and I'll be right with you...
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Old 09-28-2005, 06:54 PM
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A: Happy talk.
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Old 10-01-2005, 09:54 PM
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Old 10-01-2005, 11:13 PM
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Q: War, huh... what is it good for?

A: he said "Son, the bill's waiting!"
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Old 10-02-2005, 09:12 PM
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A: It's...DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED
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Old 10-04-2005, 02:21 AM
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