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#4861
09-16-2005, 05:55 AM
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Q: Pedro, do you have any advice for me?
A: Well, we won't be going to that planet anytime soon
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#4862
09-16-2005, 09:38 AM
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Q: Do you want to go the planet where Wesley is having his annoying prodigy/insane genious training tomorow?
A: It's full of people voting for Pedro.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4863
09-16-2005, 11:08 AM
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Q: Why can't we go to that planet ever again?
A: Pedro? I thought you said Petro
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#4864
09-16-2005, 04:13 PM
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Q: Woah! Have you *seen* Pedro's new pie maker?
A: times are tough...
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Me, singing: Krieg, huh... wozu ist der gut? Um Europa zu übernehmen! Vote Morphine - the party for Not Crushing Opium! Yoda, to his ice-cream: The sauce is upon you, and soon, sprinkles must fall!
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#4865
09-16-2005, 04:59 PM
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Q: Why are you wearing those leather feet, you naughty man?!
A: "'Tis the voice of the lobster" I heard him declare...
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#4866
09-16-2005, 11:40 PM
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Q: Please, tell me, what were John's last words as he died for the 1,234,567,890th time?
A: The answer is... 5!.
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#4867
09-17-2005, 12:16 AM
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Q: How far must I go to find the land of supreme pie?
A: There is no pie!
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Me, singing: Krieg, huh... wozu ist der gut? Um Europa zu übernehmen! Vote Morphine - the party for Not Crushing Opium! Yoda, to his ice-cream: The sauce is upon you, and soon, sprinkles must fall!
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#4868
09-17-2005, 02:18 AM
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Q: So why are you voting for John instead of Pedro?
A: Poor John, he will be remembered until he is undead once again.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4869
09-17-2005, 08:57 AM
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Q: Did you hear that John's just been run over?
A: There is no SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#4870
09-17-2005, 10:40 AM
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Q: Can I have a spoon to eat my chilli with?
A: There is no force...I mean fork.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4871
09-17-2005, 07:05 PM
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Q: All your forks are belong to us... Cummon, work! Please? ...Why is the mind trick not working?
A: ...
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Me, singing: Krieg, huh... wozu ist der gut? Um Europa zu übernehmen! Vote Morphine - the party for Not Crushing Opium! Yoda, to his ice-cream: The sauce is upon you, and soon, sprinkles must fall!
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#4872
09-18-2005, 12:46 PM
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Q: Do you have 3 blind mice?
A: Here's a cat
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#4873
09-18-2005, 04:59 PM
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Q: Is that a ....woman?
A: Sheerluck Weebl!
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Me, singing: Krieg, huh... wozu ist der gut? Um Europa zu übernehmen! Vote Morphine - the party for Not Crushing Opium! Yoda, to his ice-cream: The sauce is upon you, and soon, sprinkles must fall!
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#4874
09-18-2005, 05:55 PM
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Q: Who you care to explain exactly WHY everyone is referencing Napolean Dynamite?
A: That's because everyone loves Queen
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#4875
09-18-2005, 09:37 PM
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Q: hey I gave you a pie...why are you eating that cd instead?
A: and I have to do that.....damn
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#4876
09-19-2005, 09:23 AM
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Q: So I'm doing the dancing and singing, and you're doing the dancing, because John died...again.
A: It's really very simple, if you know quantum mechanics and the full musical score of "Showboat".
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4877
09-20-2005, 04:14 AM
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Q: So how does John die all the time and how does TopHatMan wonder around malls without going broke or falling asleep.
A: The answer to this question is a lie
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#4878
09-20-2005, 07:56 AM
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Q: Huh?
A: It's all about the tux.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4879
09-20-2005, 09:04 AM
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Q: what is this supervillian over there thinking of?
A: so it is my turn....again
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#4880
09-20-2005, 02:18 PM
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Q:Is it Danieldoof up next?
A: Whatever you just asked me, I can now passionately say that I couldn't care less.
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Me, singing: Krieg, huh... wozu ist der gut? Um Europa zu übernehmen! Vote Morphine - the party for Not Crushing Opium! Yoda, to his ice-cream: The sauce is upon you, and soon, sprinkles must fall!
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