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08-02-2005, 03:13 PM
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Q: Could you show me the Ancient Symbol Of The Five-Minute Ones again?
A: MOVE 'ZIG'!
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#4742
08-03-2005, 09:10 AM
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Q: What did you want with those movers?
A: It's all about lists.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4743
08-03-2005, 09:13 AM
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Q: What did you want with those movers?
A: It's all about lists.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4744
08-03-2005, 09:15 AM
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Q: What did you want with those movers?
A: It's all about lists.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4745
08-03-2005, 10:06 AM
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Q: What did you want with those movers?
A: It's all about lists. :twisted:
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#4746
08-03-2005, 06:44 PM
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Q: What the?
A: Hi! I'm Ringo Starr!
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-KillerGM Well I guess I'll just live WITHOUT an avatar then!
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#4747
08-04-2005, 12:15 AM
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Q: Ummmmm....why are you naked and on the hood of my car?
A: I wouldn't touch that, it came out of an elephants ass.
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#4748
08-04-2005, 12:24 AM
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Q: Oh, look, a diamond!
A: Sorry, it's gone batty. (Sorry for the triple post, for some reason I've been having problems posting lately)
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4749
08-04-2005, 04:11 AM
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Q: Ahh! I'm being attacked by a bat!
A: Um... er... it was........................ ASKY DID IT!
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-KillerGM Well I guess I'll just live WITHOUT an avatar then!
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#4750
08-06-2005, 12:46 AM
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Q: So, just where were you on the night of the 45th?
A: Stand back! I have a tennis racket!
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#4751
08-06-2005, 03:47 AM
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Q: So what did the tennis player say when John asked him for tennis lessons?
A: Tennis in a mall? Brilliant Idea!
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#4752
08-06-2005, 05:26 AM
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Q: So, what do you think of this new idea of mine, if we play tennis in a mall, we can get free stuff!
A: Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
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#4753
08-06-2005, 06:01 AM
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Q: So, have you heard the new Star Trek movie is gonna star Johnny Knoxville as a young Kirk, Keanu Reeves as a ypung Spock, and Hillary Duff as a young McCoy, and the movie will be a coming-of-age story ....IN SPACE, and there'll be a dance number at the end (Spock will dance a jaunty Charleston)?
A: I'll be in my bunk.
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#4754
08-06-2005, 11:11 AM
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Q: Where will you be when the new Star Trek: The Next Generation prequal comes out? It stars Leonardo DiCaprio as Picard, Luke Wilson as Riker, Jessica Simpson as Troi, and of course, Jude Law as Worf.
A: Hey, wait a minute...that wasn't in the original!
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4755
08-06-2005, 12:20 PM
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Q: Space monkeys are attacking the Enterprise!
A: Something's amiss here...
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-KillerGM Well I guess I'll just live WITHOUT an avatar then!
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#4756
08-06-2005, 07:14 PM
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Q: Are those space monkeys, terrifing space monkeys, attacking the Enterprise?
A: Oh my GOD, the geeks are rioting, RUN, RUN FOR YOU LIVES!!!
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#4757
08-07-2005, 03:24 AM
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Q: Hey, is that Patrick McKen-GAK!
A: Um... well... you see........... GAK!
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#4758
08-07-2005, 07:23 AM
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Q: Why didn't you see the new film "Star Trek Wars: The Next Sith"?
A: It's going down.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4759
08-07-2005, 12:37 PM
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Q: What's up with that computer?
A: It was MSN, I swear!
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-KillerGM Well I guess I'll just live WITHOUT an avatar then!
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#4760
08-07-2005, 01:51 PM
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Q: Why is there a screensaver with Men Singing Naked on my computer?
A: Blame it all on AOL
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