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#4601
06-29-2005, 10:03 PM
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Q: Do you want lunch at McDonalds?
A: You must answer your own question
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#4602
06-30-2005, 06:47 AM
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Q: What is the answer for Sec 1.3?
A: I really think that's relative.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4603
06-30-2005, 07:19 AM
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Q: Is it okay for me to have sex with my cousins' cousin, or would they still be considered a relative?
A: It still smells.
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#4604
06-30-2005, 10:06 AM
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Q: So did washing your hair help get the skunk smell out?
A: He's okay.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4605
06-30-2005, 01:01 PM
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Q: So how is TopHatMan these days?
A: Nothing works, is aaalllllll broke, broke as hell.
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#4606
06-30-2005, 01:57 PM
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Q: So what did your maid say after the pet dalek went on a rampage?
A: Some song about a pitcher of milk in Colraine........
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#4607
06-30-2005, 09:27 PM
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Q: What's Will Shatner promoting on Jay Leno?
A: That's very straightforward.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4608
07-01-2005, 12:40 AM
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Q: He's a Time Lord, see...
A: Nah, only 10
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#4609
07-01-2005, 09:42 AM
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Q: Did you eat all eleven mint-coconut-cherry-sardine donut milkshakes?
A: I can only say maybe.
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#4610
07-01-2005, 01:54 PM
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Q: could you say, 'I can only say maybe', please?
A: NNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooo..................................
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#4611
07-01-2005, 02:46 PM
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Q: Have you heard about the Great Journey of Life?
A: The answer is a fish. Always a fish.
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#4612
07-01-2005, 08:06 PM
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Q: So...what is it again that I hafta thank you for, before I say so long?
A: Never trust a pillbug, especially one with a vendetta.
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#4613
07-01-2005, 08:36 PM
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Q: Are you that famous conning pillbug?
A: Fish!
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#4614
07-02-2005, 03:07 AM
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Q: Salmon?
A: SUSHENI!
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#4615
07-02-2005, 03:09 AM
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Q: Salmon?
A: SUSHENI! (for those who don't understand Japanise, susheni is raw fish wrapped in rice)
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#4616
07-02-2005, 03:17 AM
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Q: What did KillerGodMan teach us about today?
A: And, turns out, it was a freaking omelette!!
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#4617
07-02-2005, 11:23 PM
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Q: Did you ever find out what the cause of that smell was?
A: It's called music
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#4618
07-03-2005, 05:55 AM
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Q: What's that annoying screeching sound?
A: I'm walking! I'm walking! I'm -- OW!
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#4619
07-03-2005, 06:58 AM
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Q: Didja find that tack I left on the floor yet?
A: I don't care how much you have going on in your noodle, you should be able to remember how many sugars a girl takes in tea after NINE MONTHS WORTH OF TEAS!!!!!!
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#4620
07-03-2005, 09:40 AM
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Q: Two packets of sugar, miss?
A: Huh. That's...strange.
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