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#4561
06-18-2005, 08:40 AM
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Q: What is Malcolm Reed's solution to any situation?
A: It was that Aimee Mann CD that finally did it.
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I can kill you with my brain. 
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#4562
06-18-2005, 10:57 AM
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Q: What made you start loving CSI: Yellowknife?
A: Yah, that's really cool *rools eyes*
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4563
06-18-2005, 06:39 PM
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Q: Hey look, I just got my signed fiver from zeke, isn't that cool?
A: Particle-man, Particle-man, he does everything that a particle can.
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I can kill you with my brain.
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#4564
06-19-2005, 09:06 PM
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Q: Where is that spare neutron I left in Supernisating fluid?
A: GET BACK YOU MEDDLESOME HUSSY, IN THE NAME OF THE SECOND SKONNAN EMPIRE!
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#4565
06-20-2005, 01:43 AM
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Q: What does this big red button marked "DO NOT PUSH UNLESS YOU ARE EMPORER...CAUSES PAIN AND SUFFERING" do?
A: That's what I thought.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4566
06-20-2005, 04:59 AM
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Q: Ohmygaaawwdd, and then Chole told Abigail that Curtis was gay and even if he wasn't he wouldn't touch her skanky ass and so then Abigail was all like crying in the girls bathroom and Bethesda saw her and she TOTALLY hates Chole because of that time Chole took all her tampons so than Bethesda goes and tell Marco that Chole did porno in college, which is totally blowing things out of proportion because it's not like 'Girls gone Wild' is real porn anyway but who cares cause Chole is a total bitch, but Marco goes SUPER-nova on her right in the middle of the club, right whne they're playing that 'Karma-stisiton' remix you hate, and he starts cursing her out in Spanish, but he was all drunk anyway, and so then Chole follows him outside and is all crying and she's all drunk too and then Bethesda comes out there and she and Chole start fighting on the sidewalk, and then the cops come and arrest them and I goota take there coats and purses, and while I'm standing there, this fucking Yalie Frat boy throws up all over my new Jimmy Choo's, and I was all like 'T'chah' and he was all like 'bahhwwhha', and that totally sucks, right?
A: This is what it sounds like, when doves cry.
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I can kill you with my brain.
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#4567
06-20-2005, 11:25 AM
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Q: Meep?
A: Mahna Mahna!
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#4568
06-21-2005, 02:46 AM
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Q: What did that wierdo with the platform's and leasure suit say?
A: Here today, gone tomorow.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4569
06-21-2005, 08:29 PM
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Q: What did the deaf wise man say?
A: Did you forget something?
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#4570
06-21-2005, 08:41 PM
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Q: Meep?
A: Beneath those palms, in someone's arms, in Pasadena Town!
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#4571
06-22-2005, 05:34 AM
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Q: Dude, where's your girlfriend?
A: They dressed like a couple of fat elves from a bad LOTR-fan movie.
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#4572
06-22-2005, 06:14 AM
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Q: How did the Ewoks dress?
A: Uh...maybe.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4573
06-22-2005, 07:26 AM
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Q: Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir ?
A: No, that hurts very much bad, but don't stop.
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I can kill you with my brain.
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#4574
06-22-2005, 07:51 AM
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Q: Meep?
A: I am Mestor the Magnificent!
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#4575
06-23-2005, 03:24 AM
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Q: What did the messy master say?
A: E-I-E-I-POO
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#4576
06-23-2005, 11:41 AM
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Q: What's that scatalogical version of the chorus of "Old MacDonald"?
A: Isle of Yu? And I love you! Shall we dance?
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#4577
06-23-2005, 12:40 PM
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Q: Excuse you person, I require know where is ferry of Isle of Yu?
A: It was lost during the Great Moving Truck Mishap of '04.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4578
06-23-2005, 04:33 PM
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Q: Where is the Great International Christmas Pudding?!
A:In the forests of Ying Tong Iddle I Po!
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#4579
06-23-2005, 07:59 PM
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Q: Where do bears take a dump?
A: His girlfriend is slowly turning into a banana.
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#4580
06-23-2005, 09:05 PM
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Q: So what's happened to Ford, now that he's turned into a penguin?
A: Hello, Dolly!
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