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Old 11-05-2005, 11:02 PM
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Whilst you do buy the beverage for the universe, it turns out that celestial bodies are immune to nanoprobes.

I wish I had two saturdays and no friday each week.
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Old 11-06-2005, 04:50 AM
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You do! Unfortunately, you have your Friday activities on the first Saturday.

I wish I had another wish.
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Old 11-06-2005, 10:37 AM
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You do, but you wish that all your computers and money go to Opium and it is granted.


I wish the above answer to the wish didn't look like I was accusing someone of wanting to do drugs. :twisted:
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Old 11-06-2005, 01:31 PM
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The wish is granted.... by Zeke changing your sign-in name to "Forum Plaything"....

I wish I could rewrite other people's sign-in names...
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Old 11-06-2005, 07:37 PM
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You can! Unfortunately, so can everyone else.

I wish I had less homework.
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Old 11-06-2005, 09:54 PM
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You do, but it's much harder and takes longer.

I wish I had a pocket rocket.
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Old 11-07-2005, 12:03 AM
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You do. It rips your pocket clean off your trousers, however.

I wish we were all in the same timezone.
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Old 11-07-2005, 01:39 AM
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We are, but no one's ever on at the same time despite that fact.

I wish I hadn't been badgering person.
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Old 11-07-2005, 01:59 AM
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You weren't, but it was because you had turned into a real badger dog (a dachshund) and were now my pet doggy.


I wish that I could get the 10 seconds I spent watching "Trading Spouses" back.
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Old 11-07-2005, 03:47 AM
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You do! Instead you catch a broadcast of then minutes of JarJAr scenes cut from Episode 1 on the grounds of "not meeting the movies high standards for good character".

I wish I didn't see that image once I typed it because IT BURNS!!!
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Old 11-07-2005, 04:25 AM
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No, you're just imagining that it burns.

I should be doing my homework.
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Old 11-07-2005, 12:41 PM
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You are doing your homework. Except, you're doing such a bad job that you don't even realize you're doing homework.


I wish I could get to SLEEP already.
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Old 11-07-2005, 04:58 PM
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You can go to sleep. Its waking up again that's the problem...

I wish amazon would send out entire series at once on their rental plan.
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Old 11-07-2005, 07:10 PM
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They do, but now it costs a fortune.


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Old 11-07-2005, 10:48 PM
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You do! Unfortunately, it turns out that the robery in your area is on a molmentary upswing...

I wish I could figure out what's up with my computer.
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You can, but there's nothing up with your computer.

I wish I had a time machine.
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Old 11-08-2005, 12:06 AM
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You do, but you realize what a destructive thing it is, and destroy it. Over and over and over.


I wish I had a Care Bears bumper sticker.
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Old 11-08-2005, 12:12 AM
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You do, but it was scattered across the galaxy in a transporter "accident" Pssstt... It was a jealous barney!!!

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Old 11-08-2005, 01:23 AM
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No, because you're H2O intolerant. Anyway, that's not really a wish. Save it for the "You can't handle the truth" thread.

I wish he knew all the rules at once so we didn't have to keep filling him in.
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Old 11-08-2005, 01:37 PM
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he does, but he ignores them anyway.

I wish I was the Supreme Overlord of the earth...
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