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Old 01-09-2005, 02:16 AM
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Q) Um, I think I just accidentally purged the entire coffee tank on the voyager...

A) So, take away the really big bomb from him and hope he doesn't come after you with a anti-aircraft gun. (Only one man who overdoes things to the point of coming after someone with an anti-aircraft gun, BURT GUMMER!)
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Old 01-09-2005, 02:46 AM
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Q: Gummer has a nuke....

A: At least you didn't use double exclamation marks, so you should, in theroy, be safe from Zeke, maybe...
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Old 01-09-2005, 04:23 AM
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Q: Zek totly luvs TopHatMan n John, yo!@


A: G8!
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Old 01-09-2005, 01:37 PM
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Q: What're they calling G4-Tech TV now?

A: Let me think............................................. .................................................. .................................................. ..............................(many years later)..............................Fourty two
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Old 01-09-2005, 06:06 PM
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A: And that was when the bear came out holding the rubber duck... I see now.
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Old 01-10-2005, 03:03 AM
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A: Actually, it's 3.14
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Old 01-10-2005, 03:48 AM
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Old 01-10-2005, 05:36 AM
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Old 01-10-2005, 02:14 PM
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A: A trip to Tim Hortens.
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Old 01-10-2005, 03:21 PM
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Old 01-10-2005, 08:39 PM
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Q: Before we go over the waterfall, I need to know where to get a good deal on life insurance.

A: Oh, it was only a dream
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Q) Was that whole matrix trip thingy real?

A) Okay, now that he has it, it is offically armaggetton.
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Old 01-11-2005, 02:29 AM
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A: Grumpy.
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Old 01-11-2005, 09:10 AM
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A: A huge mall.
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A: This TV remote will solve all your problems, well, except the last one. For that, good luck.
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Q) Well, what can I get to stop universal armmegetton?

A) Okay, we're offically in, The Twilight Zone *Cue zone music*
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Old 01-11-2005, 11:58 PM
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Old 01-12-2005, 01:32 AM
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