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07-31-2003, 11:15 PM
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 ost_uid0]21. [quoteost_uid0="Timescape fiver"]La Forge: Was Professor Vassbinder's lecture interesting? Picard: No, tedious. He kept rattling off endless lists of synonyms and definitions. Troi: It's a good thing you're used to that by now. Data: "Used to?" Ah! As in "accustomed...inured...desensitized...mmm-mmm-mphh!" Picard: Thank you, Mr. La Forge. La Forge: No handyman should ever be without duct tape. [/quote ost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]
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08-01-2003, 05:05 AM
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08-04-2003, 06:33 AM
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08-04-2003, 07:13 AM
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ost_uid0]25. Duct tape is the only way to prevent Janeway from messing with the timeline.[/colorost_uid0]
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08-04-2003, 08:51 AM
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08-04-2003, 02:41 PM
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08-04-2003, 04:44 PM
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08-07-2003, 06:25 PM
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08-07-2003, 07:07 PM
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08-07-2003, 08:46 PM
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08-12-2003, 02:50 AM
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08-14-2003, 03:09 AM
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08-14-2003, 09:54 AM
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08-14-2003, 10:01 AM
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