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[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Just a tip: my name is 17. [bost_uid0]17[/bost_uid0]. Call me 17 and we shall get along perfectly. Do otherwise and I will hit you on the head with a slice of lemon wrapped around a five-mile long space station.

That is all.

See, I AM a nice person! I'm [iost_uid0]reasonable![/iost_uid0] Nothing hard about referring to me by my proper name, is there? [/colorost_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]But WHY? Why muct we call you 17 and not the other bit of your screen name?

[quoteost_uid0]Do otherwise and I will hit you on the head with a slice of lemon wrapped around a five-mile long space station.[/quoteost_uid0]

Or you could just give the offender a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]I [bost_uid0]rue[/bost_uid0] the day I decided it was a good idea to tack "taya" to the front part of my name to make it look less ridiculous.

And you know, it's more fun with the lemon-thwapping...[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]But WHY? Why muct we call you 17 and not the other bit of your screen name?[/quoteost_uid0]
Personally, it took me a little getting used to, but 17 is alright. And shorter. [/colorost_uid0]

[Marill]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Just a tip: my name is 17. 17. Call me 17 and we shall get along perfectly[/quoteost_uid0]
Aaah that's fine.. I usually prefer it if people called me Marill but I still sign into everything using the name MarilLena

[quoteost_uid0]Do otherwise and I will hit you on the head with a slice of lemon wrapped around a five-mile long space station.[/quoteost_uid0]
Now that's one big lemon slice :smile:[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]For now on, you must call me Neo Â

17, you should have Zeke add the title "Call me 17, or..." to your profile.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]I have always called you Neo.

That would be ""Call me 17, or *THWAP*" right?


Alright I'll scream now. [/colorost_uid0]

[entei]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Hmm... what's happened since August? Let's think. Well, there was that epic saga surrounding David Kelly and the BBC. Um... Concorde made it's last flight. er... they published the results of that Chip and Pin card system, which was piloted earlier in the year... Oh you mean anything on the forum! er... Well I suppose there was that whole wallpapering incident, where we all ended up covered in wallpaper paste and wallpaper in an event which come to think of it might not actually have happened. Hey, don't blame me... it was the TV Aerial that did it. :suspicious:[/colorost_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]You don't suspect that someone is trying to brainwash you then...?[/colorost_uid0]

[entei]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Brainwash? Have you actually tried having a brain dry-cleaned these days? The price they charge on it is rediculous.... then they go and add sales tax! :madder: In my day, we used to be able to have whole neural networks flushed out for the price of a first class stamp![/colorost_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]In your day? You mean last month?[/colorost_uid0]

[entei]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Actually, it was just over two months ago, but you were near enough. That's hyperinflation for ya![/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]If you think getting your brain washed is costly, you should try getting your brain [iost_uid0]wiped[/iost_uid0]. The prices those commercial telepaths charge... Honestly! One wonders if they're trying to take over the world, or something.

[/colorost_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]I just washed my brain, and I can't do a [iost_uid0]thing[/iost_uid0] with it.[/colorost_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Why don't you just have your Igor go out and fetch another then?[/colorost_uid0]

[Marill]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Another brain? That's easy, there's a Brains R Us just down my street.. it's very um, er, um, what was I talking about again?[/colorost_uid0]

[entei]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Failing that, there's always eBay! You can find *anything* on eBay!

(Apart from giant signs which say 'This is a giant sign'. For some reason nobody on eBay seems to sell them. Hey... I've just spotted a gap in the market here. )[/colorost_uid0]

[Anonymous]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Aaargh I can't log in to this forum...

*cough*

Anyway Marill, you stole my brain.. I ordered that :madder: I knew I should of used the Newcastle Brains R Us branch

Oh and btw Marill, get back to work :smile:[/colorost_uid0]

[Evil Slayer]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Cool, now I can

*cough* man this cough is not getting any better *cough*[/colorost_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]I've only just noticed this, so - welcome ES! I'd warn you about the insanity being catching, but I happen to know that you're already too far gone for anything we can do to make a difference. Â [/colorost_uid0]