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Old 08-27-2006, 02:23 AM
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The only parody of "The more you know" that I can think of atm is Family Guy's. :P ::chuckles while thinking about it::
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Hey Sa'ar, thanks for the "The more you know" gag. It reminds me of a similar joke from Bob and George. "Whose Line" points for anyone who knows where the similar gag comes from.
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(Back on topic) This is a good way to solve the problem I think.
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It's a little ridiculous really. It's all essentially semantics, so why the fuss?
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You're not so tough without your fancy cane.

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You know, for allegedly being BnG freaks, you guys forget punchlines easily. Dave Anez used the "The More You Know" gag (complete with the shooting star logo) right after someone was creeped out by the homosexual tendencies of Alternate Bob and Top Man. Mega Man defended them with a pseudo-philosophic rant and the shooting star logo.
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All I know is I'm right. You may also be right, but I don't remember that one, and Mega Man defending them sounds odd.
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Okay, I have no idea if I'm going senile or not, but I remember that, even if I can't find it in the archives. I've looked, but it appears that Top Man's appearances in the comic are limited enough to allow for a complete search.
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*steals cane*
*Uses force lightning* BZZT! BZZT! BZZT! Punishment for arrogance almost equalling my own! Who are you?
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I am the right hand of vengeance, and the boot that is going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart! I am death incarnate, and the last living thing that you are ever going to see. God sent me.

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Nice to meet you. Who're you?

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It's a ferret!
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It was a ferret.

Now it's an award-winning pizza restauranteur...

It went to Rome with its cousins...
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It would be a real shame if there wasn't a Piazza Pizza somewhere in Italy.
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There is. It may not be this Italy, but in an Italy somewhere, there will be a Piazza Pizza.

Most likely it's in the one controlled by an oligarchy of pun-obsessed, nut-allergic gibbons...
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