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01-02-2005, 04:41 AM
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Q: WHAT?
A: Oh, fine.... *sigh* Metriod Prime 2 is better then Halo 2
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01-02-2005, 05:35 AM
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Q: Admit that you were wrong
A: Mind your manners
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01-02-2005, 06:40 PM
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Q: Hey *munch* did *gobble* you *eat* hear *chomp* ...
A: Stylin'
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01-02-2005, 11:54 PM
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Q: Where did all these tribbles come from?
A: They multiply by dividing.
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01-03-2005, 01:42 AM
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Q: How do chilli jokes become so prevailent?
A: Martha Stewart
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01-03-2005, 06:38 AM
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Q: Who caused this episode to go bad?
A: A Borg with Jedi powers? Nah!
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01-03-2005, 07:00 AM
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Q: Did Seven just use the Mind Trick on Chakotay again?
A: SILENCE!!!!
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01-03-2005, 10:46 AM
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Q: Where do politicians come from?
A: Oh Spring, ye life-affirming season!
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01-05-2005, 10:37 PM
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Q: he-he-he-AHCHOO! *sniff* damn alergies
A: Only 2, it's the only one better! ONLY ONE!
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01-05-2005, 10:55 PM
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Q) Which matrix is better?
A) QUIET FOOL!
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01-06-2005, 02:14 AM
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Q: He's a baaaaaaaad motha-
A: I really DON'T think you should have said that...
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01-06-2005, 02:42 AM
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Q) Hah! How bad can that klingon be? He's fuzzier than a tribble!
A) bye-bye.... :shock:
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01-06-2005, 07:56 AM
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Q: Don't you think it would be cool if there was a first-kiss fic about Dumbledor and McGongall realizing their love?
A: Track him down!
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01-06-2005, 09:50 PM
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Q) Hey, fellow red guys, a blue guy just got away with our flag...
(Find red vs. blue parody of halo) A) ATTACK! :twisted:
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01-06-2005, 10:27 PM
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Q) Oh no! Someone just stole all our pie!
A) What did I say that sounds like 'tell me about your life'?
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01-07-2005, 01:21 AM
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Q: Well, I live in a house, and I hate my teacher, and..............
A: I'll never tell
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01-07-2005, 03:48 AM
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Q: Tell me where all the pie is...please!
A: So it's like Matrix meets Star Wars. Man, that would be an awesome movie!
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01-07-2005, 03:50 AM
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Q: Have you heard about the new movie Matrix Wars?
A: 2-bit
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