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12-05-2004, 02:41 AM
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Q: What party can I joke about without getting booed at the Save-The-Whales-Greenpeace-Adbusters-Peta-ACLU Joint Convention?
A: Before you go, take one.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 
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#3742
12-05-2004, 04:33 AM
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Q: What do you think I should do with these red and blue pills, Morpheus?
A: It smells like cheese in here.
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#3746
12-05-2004, 10:36 AM
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Q: Where's my Goldfish?
A: Man, that looks serious. You should get that looked at.
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Way in the future on the Starship Enterprise, everybody was sleeping because of Jigglypuff.
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#3747
12-05-2004, 06:14 PM
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Q: Ow, I think I lost a leg.
A: Post-it notes are handy.
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#3749
12-06-2004, 12:34 AM
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Q: I know what we should do! Sell water in little bottles, we'll make millions!
A: NAHT'll never work.
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#3750
12-06-2004, 02:07 AM
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Q: Does NAHTMMM have a job?
A: You won't be able to pull it out.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#3751
12-06-2004, 02:17 AM
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Q: The Big poll is stuck in the rock!
A: It's with Ginga's Sig-Kitty
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#3753
12-06-2004, 04:00 AM
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Q: Where do you want me to put this elephant? Under the Christmas tree with the other presents?
A: No, I'm doing it because I just don't appreciate people who try to kill me. I'm funny like that.
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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#3754
12-06-2004, 08:16 PM
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Q: Are you roasting me over a slow fire because you think I'll taste good?
A: Instead of five, let's do seven.
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#3755
12-07-2004, 01:49 AM
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Q: OK, the game's five card stud, 1-3-1. Everyone fine with that?
A: ...that is a big weapon.
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Screwing with the Crusader Kings name files: $0 Adding a few modern names: $0 Making a few obscure references: $0 Watching your brother freak out when he realized he just married his heir to "Remilie de Bourgogne": PRICELESS
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#3756
12-07-2004, 01:58 AM
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Q: Look at my big gun!
A: Try my locker
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#3757
12-07-2004, 03:29 AM
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Q: Anyone have any pin-ups of pantsman?
A: Oh, John, from Canada! Yeah, he's dead! I haven't seen that commercial forever then... BAM! There it is.
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#3758
12-07-2004, 04:59 AM
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Q: Have you heard about John's brother, John, from Canada?
Have you ever noticed commercials sometimes come back from the dead? A: In a nutshell, yes.
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#3759
12-07-2004, 07:25 AM
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Q: Where's John?
A: How does egg nog sound?
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#3760
12-07-2004, 12:02 PM
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Q: What should I put the poison into?
A: I'm going to kill him for that!
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