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Old 12-01-2004, 01:33 AM
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Q: Sorry, what did you say? I was busy watching Harry Potter 3 in this busy theatre.

(really happened to me...only it was a false alarm, so we ignored it)


A: TopHatMan is MINE, MINE I tell you!
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Old 12-01-2004, 02:48 AM
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Old 12-01-2004, 03:49 AM
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Old 12-01-2004, 04:17 AM
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A: I'd keep that password secure.
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Old 12-03-2004, 04:22 AM
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A: You might want to fix that.
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Old 12-03-2004, 05:44 AM
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Old 12-03-2004, 05:30 PM
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A: No, I'de rather...do something else. Anything else.
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Old 12-03-2004, 11:41 PM
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Old 12-03-2004, 11:43 PM
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A: Sign me up, dude!
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Old 12-03-2004, 11:46 PM
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Old 12-03-2004, 11:59 PM
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A: Sovjet Union... Alright, but release the puppy. :evil:
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 12-04-2004, 12:05 AM
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A: Canada is neat.
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Old 12-04-2004, 12:35 AM
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Old 12-04-2004, 05:35 AM
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A: The distinguished competition certainly thinks so.
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Old 12-04-2004, 05:37 AM
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Old 12-04-2004, 06:12 AM
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A: Burt Reynolds.
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Old 12-04-2004, 01:43 PM
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A: Oooh! It's coming! It's -AHHH! OH THE PAIN! THE PAIN! EVERY MOMENT I LIVE IN IS FILLED WITH AGONY! Wait, it went right through me. ops:
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Old 12-04-2004, 06:10 PM
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A: Job listings.
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Old 12-04-2004, 07:36 PM
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Old 12-04-2004, 07:48 PM
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