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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Do I absulutly love Our Lady Peace, or do I just really like them?
A: Worf's the "Elevator Inspection Unit".[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] "How can you see into my eyes/ Like open doors?"
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] It's not you, it's me. I don't like you.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Q asked: "But Janeway/Picard/Riker/Sisko why wont you be friends with me? Please? Pretty please with a galatic cherry on top?"
A: Because it's sick.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] I can't bring Porthos to the 'bring your own food'-party? Why?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Because you smell. (I see Saxamaphone beat me like 8 posts ago, with the false thing. Sorry I didn't edit, I didn't see it. )[/colorost_uid0]
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The strength of a civilization is not measured by its ability to wage wars, but rather by its ability to prevent them. - Gene Roddenberry |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why won't you talk to me, T'Pol?
A: Three pigs in a row shalalalalo![/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: When you line up pigs and sing, what do you get?
A:Calculator and fishsticks.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: What would the Hoshi 'bad japanese-to-english' translation of "counting the fishing rods" be?
[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: Spink County, South Dakota.[/colorost_uid0]
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Where does Travis go when he's not getting screen time to get drunk and wallow in self pitty?
A. Litterings of Dental Hygiene notes spread all over the living room floor.[/colorost_uid0]
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Dental Hygienists are X-Rayted. *´¨) ¸.·´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨) (¸.·´ (¸.·`Floss Naked! |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. What is a sure sign of Celeste going through finals?
A. They would declare war on Bahrain just for fun, but they don't even know where it is.[/colorost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is a good sign your president is George Bush?
A: "All man, not another nebula"[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What did the drummer of the Allman Brothers Band say about the band's new album cover?
A: Mouth cramps.[/colorost_uid0]
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Benjamin Disraeli: You don't even know who I am! |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. What does a dental hygienst give their patients if they won't stop talking?
A. Happy Fathers Day!![/colorost_uid0]
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Dental Hygienists are X-Rayted. *´¨) ¸.·´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨) (¸.·´ (¸.·`Floss Naked! |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: Which annual even does PHJ [iost_uid0]always[/iost_uid0] forget?
[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: Infinity minus one.[/colorost_uid0]
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What are the odds against Zeke's 'soon' meaning 'in less than ten days'?
A: Not bloody likely.[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Can I have a million dollars?
A. One plus one, plue one plus two.[/colorost_uid0]
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Dental Hygienists are X-Rayted. *´¨) ¸.·´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨) (¸.·´ (¸.·`Floss Naked! |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How many shots were fired in that gun?
A: All weekend in a tent.[/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How many shots were fired in that gun?[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Quite right Mr. Green. Q: What's the local for the latest FOX reality show. A: Ham Sandwich[/colorost_uid0]
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Benjamin Disraeli: You don't even know who I am! |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] "Here's the latest casuality of an away mission, Mr Neelix. What do you think you can do with it?"
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] A banana ice-cream topped sweet crepe[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. What exciting new villian will be showing up soon to tempt Seven of Nine to her doom?
A. Harvey the Wonder Hamster.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sal: Where\'s he goin\'? Joyce: To get his nachitos back from the aliens. Sal: What? By himself? --It\'s Walky!, David Willis |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What was the result of the first geneticly enhanced suliban prototype?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] A phonecall would do it.[/colorost_uid0]
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