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Old 06-14-2003, 01:10 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Do I absulutly love Our Lady Peace, or do I just really like them?



A: Worf's the "Elevator Inspection Unit".[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-14-2003, 01:13 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] "How can you see into my eyes/ Like open doors?"



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] It's not you, it's me. I don't like you.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-14-2003, 02:43 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Q asked: "But Janeway/Picard/Riker/Sisko why wont you be friends with me? Please? Pretty please with a galatic cherry on top?"



A: Because it's sick.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-14-2003, 08:03 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] I can't bring Porthos to the 'bring your own food'-party? Why?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Because you smell.

(I see Saxamaphone beat me like 8 posts ago, with the false thing. Sorry I didn't edit, I didn't see it. )[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-14-2003, 02:53 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why won't you talk to me, T'Pol?

A: Three pigs in a row shalalalalo![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-14-2003, 09:45 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: When you line up pigs and sing, what do you get?




A:Calculator and fishsticks.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: What would the Hoshi 'bad japanese-to-english' translation of "counting the fishing rods" be?


[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: Spink County, South Dakota.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Where does Travis go when he's not getting screen time to get drunk and wallow in self pitty?

A. Litterings of Dental Hygiene notes spread all over the living room floor.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. What is a sure sign of Celeste going through finals?

A. They would declare war on Bahrain just for fun, but they don't even know where it is.[/colorost_uid0]
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[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: Infinity minus one.[/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How many shots were fired in that gun?[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] "Here's the latest casuality of an away mission, Mr Neelix. What do you think you can do with it?"


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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What was the result of the first geneticly enhanced suliban prototype?

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