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Q: Why are we sewing the roofing tiles to the roofing underlay?
A: Using a glue gun saves time.
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#3502
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Q: Man, gluing all these rafters together with elmers glue takes a long time!
A: Lets see... 1,200,000 2x4s, 2,000 square miles of carpets, 52,400 floor tiles...
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#3503
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Q: You know what to do, right?
A: Chemingo!
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#3504
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Q: Do you know a chemistry word game?
A: H2SO4
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#3505
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Q: What will make me go insane because it reminds me of math/physics/chemisty?
A: The mild sausages are coming!
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#3506
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Q: Why are you building a fort out of paper plates?
A: That happens every time!
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#3507
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Q: Pacard Blew up the Enterprise again!
A: Hey! Get out of my rock!
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#3508
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Q: Hi! Is Zuke in there? We have an offer for long-distance telephone service for him!
A: Just missed it.
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#3509
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Q: Where's this giant rolling cheese wedge I've been hearing about?
A: It's very true, you know.
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#3510
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Q: I hear there's a Saturday IRC on right now!
A: Come on down! *music*
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#3511
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Q: Since when did I get on The Price is Right?
A: I only wish I could.
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#3512
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Q: Can you come to the IRC?
A: Awww...
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#3513
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Q: Look! It's pictures of Xeroc as a baby!
A: I found it! |
#3514
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Q: I don't suppose anyone's seen my compression phaser rifle...?
A: There's some pink Starbursts here.
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#3515
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Q: Quick! Where's something I can sacrifice?
A: It's like... the lottery. Only not.
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#3516
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Q: What's this Raffle thing?
A: Use the @.
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#3517
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Q: What symbol can I use to represent "at" since im too lazy to type it out?
A: Happy Halloween! |
#3518
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Q: What am I suppose to tell those strange people in costumes?
A: That's what Oxi-clean is for.
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#3519
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Q: My Hydrogen is dirty!
A: Shoot! Forgot about the explosion!
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#3520
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Q: Dang! Stupid TNT.
A: Good Question. (Yes, I know, I didn't really answer the question. :P )
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