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Old 10-12-2004, 02:04 PM
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Q: Hmm. I wonder where the off-ramp is.


A: Health care, the economy, and fuel prices.
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Old 10-12-2004, 05:37 PM
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Q: What are the real weapons of mass destruction?

A: I get this feeling Enterprise will run into Admiral Janeway
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Old 10-12-2004, 11:15 PM
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Q: Did you hear there's to be a lot of time travel in this Season of Enterprise?


A: I'd seriously doubt it, but you never know, y'know.
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Old 10-13-2004, 01:06 AM
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Q: I heard that there will be CSI/US Presdential Debate/Canada Party LeaderDebate/Enterprise crossover on Christmas morning...is it true?


A: In a word, skinnamarinky-dinky-dink-skinnamarinky-doo.
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Old 10-13-2004, 01:54 AM
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Q: How long is this message im sending to John?

A: You want the lightbulb? You can't handle the lightbulb!
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Old 10-13-2004, 02:27 AM
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Q: Ooo! Is that a lightbulb? Can I have it?


A: Check under the rug, it gets swept under there sometimes.
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Old 10-13-2004, 06:28 AM
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A: No.
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Old 10-13-2004, 07:58 AM
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Q: Darth Vader: Luke, will you please go find Admiral Janeway?

A: My thoughts exactly
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Old 10-13-2004, 10:00 PM
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Q: Hey, want some pie?


A: Well... :| pretty much sums it up.
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Old 10-13-2004, 10:39 PM
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Q: So I heard that Star Trek is to be cancelled, and that everything trek related in the world is to be destroyed. How do you feel about that?


A: It stars Sarah Michelle Gellar!
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Old 10-14-2004, 12:50 AM
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Q: Why would I want to watch THAT?

A: WHO?
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Q: Did you see the episode of Enterprise where Darth Vader asks Luke to bring his Admiral Janeway, but then Captain Braxton stops him by sending Captain Archer to the future against Liuetenant Danials will, only to get thwarted by Fry?

A: I could tell you, but then I would have to kill you then bring you back to life and kill you again.
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Old 10-14-2004, 03:24 AM
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Q: Can you tell me what John's secret is?


A: :shock:, more or less.
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Old 10-14-2004, 08:06 AM
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Q: How did you react when you heard that they were bringing in C/G/G/S on CSI?



A: Perhaps if you only knew.
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A: OMG, not this again!
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Q: John and TopHatMan were trying to screw in a lightbulb so they could eat their chili pie together, when all of a sudden, 17 thwaped them with a space station. John died, then came back, but was sad because the lightbulb was gone.

A: Did I miss anything?
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Old 10-14-2004, 09:19 PM
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Q: There you are Smith copy # 5986! We had to fight Neo without you!

A: Who did what now?
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Old 10-15-2004, 10:50 AM
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Q: Did you hear like that guy who goes out with her whatshername cheated on her with "always-wears-pink" girl, but that she was going out all this time with her punky best friend and that they all ended up in a huge figth over the cheating that went on in Biology class that caused everyone to fail?


A: If you're going to act that way, then you deserve it.
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Old 10-15-2004, 09:25 PM
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A: I don't thinks surgery is the answer!
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Old 10-15-2004, 10:03 PM
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A: The trains would meet in 30 minutes
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