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10-01-2004, 01:47 AM
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Q: Can I screw in the light bulb?
A: That job has been assigned to John
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#3282
10-01-2004, 02:54 AM
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Q: I think the circuit's fixed, who is to screw the new lightbulb in?
A: :idea:
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#3283
10-01-2004, 08:05 AM
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Q: Do you have any ideas?
A: Preferably not a forumperson.....
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#3284
10-01-2004, 10:06 PM
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Q: Who screwed in the light bulb while I was away?
A: Please do not take "Screwing in a light bulb" out of context, although that would be impossible to do
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#3285
10-01-2004, 10:32 PM
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Q: What exactly did you imply by "Screwing in a light bulb"?
A: Aauheuagckh! No more light bulb talk!
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#3286
10-02-2004, 02:55 PM
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Q: So, a light bulb walks into the bar....
A: Hmmmm, how did the chicken get across that road anyway
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#3287
10-02-2004, 06:59 PM
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Q: Do you why the chicken crossed the road?
A: An electrified flyswatter.
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#3288
10-02-2004, 07:12 PM
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Q: What we use against the unsquashing flies?
A: DOES NOT COMPUTE - BAD GRAMMAR
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#3289
10-02-2004, 07:22 PM
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Q: What: the is; however be find "pie" IRC - ?in
A: I'd say some :roll:'s with a sprinkling of :twisted:'s and a not to mention a good deal of  's and :mrgreen:'s.
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#3290
10-02-2004, 07:33 PM
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Q: How do you make Emoticon Souffle?
A: Nope. 'fraid not. No eating in the IRC....
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#3291
10-02-2004, 09:14 PM
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Q: Can I bring a taco to the IRC?
A: Use the [offtopic][/offtopic] tags.
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#3292
10-02-2004, 11:41 PM
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Q: Xeroc, how do I get us off topic offically?
A: Did someone forget the [/offtopic] tag?
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#3293
10-03-2004, 06:11 AM
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Q: So then, I was at the spaceport and I saw this really ...
A: :? I dunno, sounds pretty unlikely to me.
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#3294
10-03-2004, 07:14 AM
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Q: Would it be possible for a random forum obsession to go away?
A: Well, if there was a bunny with a pancake on it's head... go here for the pciture that spawned this idea if you haven't seen it already. :P
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#3295
10-03-2004, 12:19 PM
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Q: I had this wierd dream about a guy in a top hat, a John who never died, and a political infomercial...what do you think it means?
A: A lightbulb and a top hat you say, eh?
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#3296
10-03-2004, 02:01 PM
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Q: I have this lightbulb and Top Hat. I was thinking of making a Tip Hat wearing lightbulb. What do you think?
A: I would have to say, after careful consideration, no. Don't ever do that!
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#3297
10-03-2004, 08:09 PM
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Q: Should I give TopHatMan the lightbulb?
A: Captain, ours sensors indidate that that ship is in dire need of a lightbulb. Should we lend them a hand?
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#3298
10-04-2004, 12:19 AM
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Q: What's that distress call were recieving say?
A: Hey! Quit that!
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#3299
10-04-2004, 01:06 AM
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Q: [singing]
Lightbulb lightbulb what do you do? You light up our lives, As you warm up our planet! Lightbulb lightbulb do you like TopHatMan? Lightbulbs don't sing like florescents do! But you waste energy like killing John over and over! Lightbulb lightbulb... A: It finally has reached peak capacity.
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#3300
10-04-2004, 04:16 AM
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Q: Oh No! The forums say there isn't any room to post! What happened?
A: :!:
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