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06-27-2004, 04:34 PM
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 ost_uid0]^ Heh. As if the simple fact that something doesn't exist has ever slowed anyone here down very much ... :lol:[quote ost_uid0]That one was just meant to sound like it was a very early Rd_-___ model [/quoteost_uid0]Okay. I was trying to make it follow the same pronuciation logic as for the droids' names, and wasn't coming up with anything obvious.  [/colorost_uid0]
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07-01-2004, 02:58 AM
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07-01-2004, 09:30 AM
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07-07-2004, 09:31 PM
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07-07-2004, 10:05 PM
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07-08-2004, 01:41 AM
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07-13-2004, 02:42 PM
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[quote
ost_uid2="Katy Jane"][color=#000000ost_uid2]You're the one who doesn't like cheese, that's what inspired this whole thing. [/colorost_uid2][/quoteost_uid2][color=#000000 ost_uid2]Indeed. [/colorost_uid2]
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07-13-2004, 10:16 PM
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[quote
ost_uid0="NAHTMMM"][color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Katy Jane"]You're the one who doesn't like cheese, that's what inspired this whole thing. [/quoteost_uid0]Indeed. [/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0][color=#000000 ost_uid0]Gang up on me, why don't you. :O [/colorost_uid0]
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08-12-2004, 03:08 PM
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I did a BaW fiver this afternoon. 'Tis on my LJ if ya wanna see it. It's for I-Robot, which I saw last night, so it really didn't take much longer than 5 mins to write! Anyone want me to post it here too?
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08-12-2004, 03:11 PM
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yeah I do I do I do
pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaase
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08-12-2004, 03:21 PM
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If you haven't seen te film and don't want to know what happens look away...NOW :mrgreen: Actually, there is so little plot you could probably read it anyway :wink:
Five Minute I-Robot Water: *Glug* Girl: Hoorah! I’m saved. A mighty fine, technologically advanced robot to pull me free! Narrator: *To girl* We’re right at the start of the movie sweetheart. Exactly what are the chances of that particular scenario? Spooner: Hot damn, I had that dream about the little girl again. No wonder I’m divorced. Audience: Ehum *coughs* Were we not promised Will Smith naked in the first scene? Spooner: Nothing a nice hot shower won’t fix though. Will’s Butt: *Waves* Audience: Muuuuuuuuch better! Spooner: La la la, walking down the street, eating my pie…WHAT THE? Robot: La la la, running down the street, with a bag. Spooner: Jumpy. Robot: Wtf? Spooner: Err…pie? Zefram Cochrane, I mean, scientist bloke: Weeeeeeee…ah…an approaching floor. GAK! Spooner: Why did you kill yourself? Holo-Scientist: That is the right question. Spooner: I know, dummy. You just told me to ask it. Holo-Scientist: Indeed. I am here to help you find out what really happened to me. Ask me anything you need to know. Spooner: What’s with that hair? Holo-Scientist: I’m sorry, responses are limited. Spooner: ‘Twas the b*stard robots. Arrr ‘twas. Chief Cop: It’s “International Talk like a Pirate day” already? Robot: Hi, how can I help you? Can I serve you in any way? Spooner: SEE? EVIL! Woman: I’m an attractive female scientist. Spooner: Love Interest. Check. Water: *Glug* Girl: Hoorah! I’m saved. A mighty fine, technologically advanced robot to pull me free! Narrator: *To girl* Oooooooh; so close. Moving on… Sonny: I am a good robot. I feel emotions and stuff. Spooner: Feel this, robot scum. Sonny: That hurt only on the inside. If I could cry, I would. Spooner: Prove it. Sonny: I can’t. Spooner: SEE? EVIL! Sonny: No, just no tear glands…or tears. Evil Robots: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Spooner: Yikes. Attractive female scientist: Ouch. You made a booboo? Spooner: I’m macho, not stupid. The demolition robot tried to smoosh me. Attractive female scientist: Awww…want a Mickey Mouse band aid? Spooner: NO! Atractive female scientist: Donald Duck? Spooner: Much better. Evil Robots: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH s’more. Water: *Glug* Girl: Hoorah! I’m saved. A mighty fine, technologically advanced robot to pull me free! Narrator: *To girl* Here’s a twist. YOU LOSE! Girl: Sucks to be me. Spooner: Save her! Robot: But? Rule #1. Don’t do anything to affect the film ratings. Evil Robots: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH still more. Spooner: Ouchie, my arm. Good job it’s metal and roboty. Ha! Bet ya didn’t see that coming! Lone Audience Member: Yeah, actually, I did. Spooner: Metal arm. Your neck. Get acquainted. Spooner: So you’re really not evil. Sonny: Nah. Evil Robots: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. And then some! Old knackered Robots: Look chaps, you wouldn’t mind just stopping for a bit would you? No? Oh…alright then. Carry on. GAK! Spooner: Holy Wrong Robot, Batman! Attractive female scientist: I have the Robot killing viru…oh, I dropped it. Silly me. Perhaps due to the ARMY OF EVIL ROBOTS ATTACKING ME?! Spooner: Quick, push the Red Button. Evil Robots: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa...aaah…*splutters* Anyone got a cough drop? Attractive female scientist: I’m falling here… Sonny: Yeah, we Robots don’t have the best track record for saving the girl. Attractive female scientist: Well, I’d have thought the “Attractive” prefix would have helped my case. Remember the first law? Sonny: They say beauty is in the eye of the beholde… Spooner: SAVE HER MORON! Honestly, you give these robots ONE task… Sonny: We did it. What now? Spooner: Do I need to turf out my “Insert moral *here*” T-Shirt? Narrator: THE END! Spooner: WHAT? I didn’t even get to kiss the girl? Narrator: No. Ha ha! Spooner: Nuts. Spooner eats sweet potato pie at ludicrous speed.
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#314
08-12-2004, 09:10 PM
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^ Being a BaW fiver because I did it at work when I was bored...
Thinking about it, I'm not certain that's the sort of fiver in the rest of this thread... :wink: nm... 
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#315
08-13-2004, 01:02 AM
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Good stuff!
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08-13-2004, 04:48 PM
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Heh. That's not half bad either. Of course, I've yet to actually see I, Robot, but 'll get round to it one of these years.
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03-07-2005, 02:08 PM
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Board At Work, eh? Hmmm...........
*On board the 5-Minute Voyager* Zeke: Captain's Log, stardate 656449030259430953.1: We will be arriving at Madetheplaceuppa IV "soon". Crew: Yay! Nan: You keep believing him every time he says that O_o Zeke: Hey! This time I mean it! Nan: Pfft. Zeke: I said -- Nan: And I said Pfft. Zeke: Shouldn't Kira be doing this? Me: Meh. Kira: I should've been in that. Nan: Pfft. Audience: STOP SAYING PFFT! Nan: Bite me Porthos: Grrr....(bites Nan) Nan: Ow! Ummm..........not great, is it  ops: ops: ops: ops:
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#318
03-10-2005, 04:57 PM
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Well, everyone has to start somewhere.
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Perhaps you could write a sample one?
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Perhaps you could write a sample one?
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