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Old 08-27-2004, 01:51 AM
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Q: George! You just sent 10,000 troops to flatten that poor little fishing village! WHY?

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Old 08-27-2004, 07:15 AM
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Old 08-27-2004, 09:57 PM
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Old 08-30-2004, 07:08 PM
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Q: Did you know that the answer to the last question wasn't Voyager

A: ...so two lizards walk into a bar
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Old 08-30-2004, 09:08 PM
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Old 08-31-2004, 12:25 AM
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A. It's in Data's secret compartment.
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Old 08-31-2004, 01:39 AM
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A: Captain, you spoke too soon. It's snowing in space.
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Old 08-31-2004, 04:35 AM
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Old 08-31-2004, 02:50 PM
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Q: So Captain, what wish did the Q grant you?

A: If a planet blows up, and nobody is there to see or hear it, does anyone really care?
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A: Just watch the left ear ok. Its sensative.
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Old 08-31-2004, 10:23 PM
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Old 09-01-2004, 08:46 PM
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Old 09-02-2004, 01:09 AM
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Old 09-02-2004, 02:18 AM
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Old 09-02-2004, 02:42 AM
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A: There goes the neighberhood.
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Old 09-02-2004, 03:25 AM
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Old 09-02-2004, 03:47 AM
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Old 09-02-2004, 04:12 AM
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A: No, I'll wait for the movie.
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Old 09-02-2004, 04:33 AM
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