The Monkey's Paw Game - Page 15 - The Five-Minute Forums

Chancellor Valium · #**281** 07-06-2005, 10:49 PM

Oh, they exist. They're just not on sale.................until 2458 :twisted: MWAHAHA!

And I wish for the world to be the way it should be according to MY GRAND DESIGN, AHAHAHAHA!

Xeroc · #**282** 07-07-2005, 06:02 AM

Okay, where do you want the first oxygen molecule? :twisted:

I wish to be able to buy anything for free!

persianmouse · #**283** 07-07-2005, 07:19 AM

Fine, but then youy will no longer want for anything, and then be filled with an all-consuming sense of ennui, and spend the rest of your short days pondering the paradox of 'buying' something for 'free', until you go mad and drooling, like Kafka, but not as famous.

I wish I could spell.

Chancellor Valium · #**284** 07-07-2005, 02:10 PM

you can. You're a spellchecker

I wish there were enough emoticons to show the true strength and etc of my feelings......

NeoMatrix · #**285** 07-07-2005, 11:27 PM

There are, but you go insane trying to figure out if you want to use horny devil with a pie or the horny devil with his pointed tongue in a pie or a horny devil blowing a bubble while in a pie

I wish for something

NAHTMMM · #**286** 07-09-2005, 06:07 PM

The something is an Acme safe. And it's parachute-dropped by express airmail.
Without a parachute.

I wish Time were indeed on my side.

NeoMatrix · #**287** 07-10-2005, 12:43 AM

Time magazine just called to tell you they want to award you with a pie.

I wish for more toys!

Xeroc · #**288** 07-10-2005, 10:04 PM

Infinite toys appear and crush you into near-nothingness as you are in a finite space.

I wish for a wish without loopholes.

NeoMatrix · #**289** 07-11-2005, 03:19 AM

Since all wishes have loopholes, this one is no exception. You know have an infinite pile of loopholes.

I wish it was easier to find things you need on the internet much faster

Xeroc · #**290** 07-11-2005, 04:43 AM

It is easier, just not much easier.

I wish for a flying car.

Opium · #**291** 07-12-2005, 09:35 AM

You get a flying car, but it's a Datsun.

I wish I hadn't had a junk food day. Doh!

Michiel · #**292** 07-12-2005, 01:12 PM

You didn't. You had a junk food year, and are now so fat you can't reach your keyboard.

I wish this wish had a loophole.

Xeroc · #**293** 07-13-2005, 04:17 PM

It does! But that doesn't get you anywhere.

I wish that this post was funnier.

Katy Jane · #**294** 07-15-2005, 05:00 PM

It was funnier, so funny infact that all the forum goers died laughing

I wish i didn't have to go to work.

Chancellor Valium · #**295** 07-15-2005, 07:20 PM

You don't. You don't exist, that is!

I wish Douglas Adams had finished "The Salmon of Doubt" :cry:

Opium · #**296** 07-17-2005, 11:13 AM

He does, and the butler did it, along with the French maid who was really the exiled Russian Queen of Siberia, and TopHatMan.

I wish I didn't have to pack but instead could read HP 6 all night long.

Chancellor Valium · #**297** 07-18-2005, 10:50 AM

You can. But then you won't have anything packed for the morning :twisted:

I wish that once in a while people would USE THEIR COMMON SENSE!

Xeroc · #**298** 07-20-2005, 05:10 PM

They do, sadly, but their common sense is lousy.

I wish that subjects were subjected to subjective screening.

Chancellor Valium · #**299** 07-20-2005, 07:53 PM

They are! With gamma rays. Your the first test subject :twisted:

I wish I could ask Mr. Wu what I should do.......

Xeroc · #**300** 07-21-2005, 04:38 AM

Wu'd you get a good answer? Unfortunately not.

I wish these stupid flies wouldn't come into my house.