Answer --> Question game

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Mr Scott, why is the liquid nitrogen tank operating at -150 degrees instead of -190? What's wrong with it?

A: It's Cthulhu![/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Who is that lurking in the shadows?

A: This is not an answer, please refer the 1st answer on page 80[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Describe yourself in three sentences.

A: You.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Who's the sweetest, most quirky poster with the nicest avatar?



A: Please refer all questions regarding this topic to the Information "Desk 4.7: Questions Regarding Topics Classified as D thru F" in the Information Booklet available in at "Information Desk 7.4: Booklets, Pamphlets, and Other Informational Documents" which you must have as to speed up the answering process.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Where do I file this question?

A: Hey, two more answers and we get a free question![/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What does that Top 10 Secret List Note say?



A: To answer your question, please refer to the "Entry Information Desk: Clients Sz-Tu" and then go to validate your InfoID Card at the "Welcome Information Desk" to which your InfoID Card states.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do I need to do to get an answer about my computer problems?

A: Please stay online so an operator can hang up on you.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hi, Telus? I seem to have all these strange 'net surfing charges on my bill. I don't surf the net on my cell. What's going on?

(I know people, including me, who have had this happen. Luckily with me it was just the free trail version of it...)


A: This is a sewing store. Try going to governemnt officeses to have your question answered.[/colorost_uid0]

[Alexia]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hi there, I'd like some information on how to legally changing my name to Kathryn Janeway.

A: I find the simplest solution is to ignore them. They soon go away.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I have these voices in my head. One always agrees with me, but the other tries to make me care for people and all.

A: Can't I just keep the first one?[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I know you like the voice in your head that you're a good person, and even though you may do strange things, you'll turn out well in the end. But you have to replace that voice with the voice of Dr Laura so you always like you suck.


A: I asked Dr Phil that in an email, he said it was fine to do in moderation.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Are you sure stealing from Mafia-owned gambling syndicates isn't hazardous to the health?

A: It's white.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Describe the light you see when you die, John.

A: Did they forget to give you a key to the death gate, John?[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So I get to the bright light, but then I hit the wall!


A: John always to come back, but never for the girl![/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So John comes back in every episode? Is there some girl he loves to death, so he fights hell to get back to her?

A: Due to John's condition, a cliff hanger episode may not end with the death of John, for the audience knows that John will come back at the beginning of the next episode.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Yah know how Spike died and then came back? Or how Buffy did that, too? And then Archer? Do you know of any others? I'm writing a story of silly cliffhangers where people come back to life after they appear dead!


A: Answering your question would seriously harm the John Time Continum of DOOM.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: May I talk to the original John?

A: I seem to be dying at a faster rate now[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What are your last words for the 4700 time, John?


A: So then John went to see TopHatMan.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So what happened after John died in the mall bathroom?

A: You really feel like that? But how do you know what it feels like to get hit my a meteor? You are talking like that has actually happened to you before, yet you are still here in one piece.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Personally, I think John would like to be hit by meteor. What fun!


A: And so John was hit my meteor, hail, lighting, a acid rain.[/colorost_uid0]