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Old 02-11-2004, 09:40 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Who'd those people just slap around and haul off in chains? I can't tell from this distance, can you?


A: I see Zeke's been busy again, all right...[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 02-11-2004, 10:51 PM
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Old 02-11-2004, 11:57 PM
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[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: The Redshirt Army.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 02-12-2004, 02:44 AM
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Old 02-12-2004, 03:16 AM
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A: Big pink baguette of DOOM.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 02-12-2004, 04:00 AM
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A: 10101000! 1110 10 0011 1, 010010100100 10100101-1001 [bost_uid0]11101001[/bost_uid0] :madder:![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 02-12-2004, 04:07 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Can you translate "The Top Hat Man killed John again" into digital?



A: The red top hat of DOOM wont help you now.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 02-12-2004, 07:54 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I need red top hat of DOOM to help me out of this sticky situation.

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Old 02-12-2004, 09:08 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Let's see. John's body lies on the floor, his head in the washing machine and his intestines in the oven. I think he might be dead, but I need a second opinion. Doctor?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Mira Furlan

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Old 02-12-2004, 09:15 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So... Who are [iost_uid0]you[/iost_uid0] going to send a Valentine's letter?

A: Dead. Mutilated. Looks like John Wayn.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 02-12-2004, 09:23 AM
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A: V-Day= watching Titanic over and over.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 02-12-2004, 09:45 AM
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[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] That's not true! Cat has defamed me! WAAAAH! ::THWAP!::[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 02-12-2004, 10:49 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Cat said you like to eat chilli with cheese pie and fuzzy bunny icecream. Is this true?




A: The rat ate the cat just like John killed the something-something man.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 02-12-2004, 12:06 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why don't you go compare John with a rat, and the Top Hat man with cat?

A: Dead. Mutilated. I'm running out of Johns to kill.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 02-12-2004, 12:59 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So cat, how are you feeling today?


A: Dazed. Confused. The Top Hat Man and John moved to Toronto, as I am not running out of strange situations for John and the Top Hat Man.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 02-12-2004, 04:43 PM
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Q: What the frell? What happened here? Where did the Elves go?

A: Just take this plate and put some on it.[/colorost_uid0]

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