Answer --> Question game

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How did you look after I went on about the Top Hat Man for 8 hours?



A: The yellow jack should have gone into the pink receptical.[/colorost_uid0]

[MaverickZer0]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Which color garbage can I use?

A: Dead. Mutilated. Looks like George Bush.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What does a plot bunny look like?



A: The appliance was not meant for that use.[/colorost_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Why didn't Porthos get better when Phlox sealed him into an acquarium?

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A. I swore I'd never use one of these things.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why are you crying while using a bathtub?



A: Well, maybe just sing about it and it will go away![/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: There is a doggy in the window. What should I do?

A: We are running low on the supply of redshirts.[/colorost_uid0]

[Artanis]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hey, why are only WE on this mission.


A: There is no answer.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: There is no question.

A: Dead. Mutilated. Looks like John Dravolta.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Who does Vincent Vega look like?

A: He didn't listen to me[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why does that guy you've all been talking about not have a top hat anymore?

A: Dead. Mutilated. Looks like John Connor[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What did that guy look like after he got hit by a fastball?

A: Must be an Emotion Holiday for Vulcans[/colorost_uid0]

[MaverickZer0]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q:Why is this planet deserted?

A: Dead. Mutilated. Looks like the Top Hat man.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What would you get if you combine Opium's favourite answer with mine?

A: Dead. Mutilated. Looks like John Denver.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Who asked that last question?

A: The Top Hat Man will now be known as Top Ten Hat Man[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: The Top Hat man needs a cooler, more relevant name!


A: The Top Hat Man sang his stupid song again and again.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So what happened after you set his MP3 player on repeat?

A: The 3rd one you mentioned is the better choice as the #1 reason.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Reasons to kill John: 1. Because he's there. 2. Because he's likes fluffy pink top hats. 3. Because he's also the Top Hat Man.



A: Fresh cheese is yummy.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hey Opium, welcome back! How was Limburg?

A: Dead. Mutilated. Looks like John Denver.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Who the newest John and what does he look like?



A: Dead. Confused. Looks like the Top Hat man in John Sheridan's clothing eating a bageutte.[/colorost_uid0]

[MaverickZer0]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What the heck is that corpse doing?

A: Dazed. Confused. Looks like Martha Stewart.[/colorost_uid0]